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Mary Jo
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With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old
>woman
> > > > >>gave birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the hospital,
>her
> > > > >>relatives came to visit.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>"May we see the new baby?" one asked.
> > > > >>"Not yet," said the 65 year-old mother.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Soon, 10 minutes had passed and another relative asked, "May we
>see
> > the
> > > > >>new
> > > > >>baby now?"
> > > > >>"Not yet," said the mother.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Another 19 minutes later, they asked again, "May we see the baby
> > > > >>now?"
> > > > >>"No, not yet," replied the mother.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the
> > > > >>baby?"
> > > > >>"When it cries," she told them. "WHEN IT CRIES??" they demanded.
> > > > >>"Why do we have to wait until it CRIES??"
> > > > >>
> > > > >>"Because," she told them, "I forgot where I put it...."
> > > > >>
>woman
> > > > >>gave birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the hospital,
>her
> > > > >>relatives came to visit.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>"May we see the new baby?" one asked.
> > > > >>"Not yet," said the 65 year-old mother.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Soon, 10 minutes had passed and another relative asked, "May we
>see
> > the
> > > > >>new
> > > > >>baby now?"
> > > > >>"Not yet," said the mother.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Another 19 minutes later, they asked again, "May we see the baby
> > > > >>now?"
> > > > >>"No, not yet," replied the mother.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the
> > > > >>baby?"
> > > > >>"When it cries," she told them. "WHEN IT CRIES??" they demanded.
> > > > >>"Why do we have to wait until it CRIES??"
> > > > >>
> > > > >>"Because," she told them, "I forgot where I put it...."
> > > > >>
