pjlla
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So I innocently removed the plastic wrapper from the box. Next came the sticky "security" devices. I popped open the case and enjoyed the sight of the new video. So much potential in that little piece of digital plastic! I am putting my faith in her. Putting myself in her hands.... under her tutelage. I am excited about the potential and the possible results! I have admired her work on TV and now she is here, in my living room, to help me!
I click through the preview and pick the first workout. Level One.... I've been exercising fairly regularly for 15 months now. I've lost (overall) over 70 pounds. I am READY for this! I'll probably be up to Level three by next week!
I hit "play". It starts so innocently and easy..."swing your arms back and forth".... Okay.... NO problem! "Windmill your arms". Easy-Peasy-Lemon-Squeezy (I think to myself). "Circle your hips", "circle your knees".... okey-dokey!! "Jumping Jacks" Shoot... I am breathing heavier and my bladder... well... that might be TMI for you. "Push-ups".... hmm... not happening. I'm struggling even with girlie-types. Okay... I can get past this.
Moving on to using hand weights.... NO PROBLEM... got the 3 lb. weights right here. After one minute I head to the kitchen to get some lighter "weights" (soup cans work). But I can do this... I keep moving.
By the time we get to crunches I am sweating and swearing and just generally not happy. I am SUCH a wimp! HOW many more reps?? Are you kidding??
When I finally finish this torture that I have PAID good money for, I hit the shower. DAM... I can't even lift my arms to shampoo my hair. I squirt it on and figure the water pressure will do the rest. ForGET bending over to wash my feet! Okay... the soap from my upper body will makes it way down there anyhow, right??
So I have to ask.... WHY DOES JILLIAN MICHAELS HATE ME SO MUCH!!?? What a sick sadistic witch she is at 5:15 am!!
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I click through the preview and pick the first workout. Level One.... I've been exercising fairly regularly for 15 months now. I've lost (overall) over 70 pounds. I am READY for this! I'll probably be up to Level three by next week!
I hit "play". It starts so innocently and easy..."swing your arms back and forth".... Okay.... NO problem! "Windmill your arms". Easy-Peasy-Lemon-Squeezy (I think to myself). "Circle your hips", "circle your knees".... okey-dokey!! "Jumping Jacks" Shoot... I am breathing heavier and my bladder... well... that might be TMI for you. "Push-ups".... hmm... not happening. I'm struggling even with girlie-types. Okay... I can get past this.
Moving on to using hand weights.... NO PROBLEM... got the 3 lb. weights right here. After one minute I head to the kitchen to get some lighter "weights" (soup cans work). But I can do this... I keep moving.
By the time we get to crunches I am sweating and swearing and just generally not happy. I am SUCH a wimp! HOW many more reps?? Are you kidding??
When I finally finish this torture that I have PAID good money for, I hit the shower. DAM... I can't even lift my arms to shampoo my hair. I squirt it on and figure the water pressure will do the rest. ForGET bending over to wash my feet! Okay... the soap from my upper body will makes it way down there anyhow, right??
So I have to ask.... WHY DOES JILLIAN MICHAELS HATE ME SO MUCH!!?? What a sick sadistic witch she is at 5:15 am!!
