She needs to get into the real world. In most schools these days, kids in 3rd grade are not 8, they start keyboarding in kindergarten and by 3rd grade can type very well. Our kids had essay questions like that way back when. Not ALL of the questions on the test are that involved either. See, standardized testing tests many levels, from the very basic up to the very difficult. Most kids won't be able to answer them all, and that is the point. Some kids will, and again, that is the point--the are a measure of where your child stands at that point and time. She's also looking at the results wrong. The tests are not there to garner material for her lesson plans, they are there to see if the students are working at grade level. If every student in her class performed below grade level, well, that would tell her something wouldn't it. It doesn't tell her that the material in section 3 on page 12 is something she should teach, it tells her that her students aren't grasping what she is teaching. I bet if someone came to her and complained that students in 4th grade couldn't read, she would fall back on her standardized tests and say "see, they were fine here...".
This is not a great blog.