Heck no,
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Just slightly delirious and completely ecstatic! Can't wait...although I suppose this BIKER CHICK had better get rolling since the infamous HarlECV to which what's his name, oh you know...the Rattlesnakebacker from Arizona, made reference in his MUSINGS, has a top cruising speed of 4.5 MPH.
If I start now, I might just make it by October. Well, okay, maybe not. Hmmm...the battery will need charging every 4-6 hours??? Nah. No way, not even close. But, aha!, how about a good, strong tieline attached to a westbound 18-wheeler? YES! (Hope the tires on the
ECV weren't made by F********- EEK!>
Tie on the bandana, don the scruffy Harley (Harley again??? - try Zeke's Medical Supply!) jacket, drape a heavy plastic tarp over that BAD, RAD BIKE to keep those desert insects (critters???) from hitchin' along in my basket, tuck copies of Nightmare, Beetle Juice and Edward Scissorhands as well as my trusty Sharpie dual-point pen in a backpack...all the more. I hope, to entice the man named Burton to SIGN, SIGN, SIGN!
Dig out an ancient "California or Bust" sign (printed, of course, long before anyone realized the electric company would be the one BUSTING California after too many of dem dere wagons actually did arrive) and hit the long, winding..................driveway, at the end of which will be a limo ready to head for the airport! (And Jeff, if that Oompa Loompa is STILL stalking me, I'm gonna attach it's parachute and drop it directly over Bank One Stadium!)
And, Ms. Mad, we're not really Crazy...well not totally, anyway. Oh, on second thought.....
Jeanie
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