Who here is not in the "clique" like me? Part 3

[DonnaLeah]

I can almost imagine our 4 year-old Pin-cess doing this!!!

 

[luvdzne]

I guess I thought it was a booger, but it's snot!!!

 

[lindakmonty]

Good Morning!

Thanks for breakfast Linda! Happy early birthday Kenny!

My SIL and her kids came back yesterday. It was so nice seeing the kids. I had really missed them.

Thanks Nicole...he's so excited! Yay for your sil and kids coming back!!!

Linda: that's so cute that Kenny is so excited about his early present. Last year for Lyzzie's birthday I just gave her one gift at a time all day long, every few hours. It worked out really well and she actually got a lot fewer gifts than usual, but she liked them so much more because she had to time to play with each one. I think I started a new tradition for us! For the past 2 years we have gone to WDW for her b-day because it happens to fall during free dining... if they don't offer it this year I have no idea what we'll do! I've never hosted a b-day party, that many kids in one place scares me, but she really wants one - she sees how all her friends make out with all the gifts!

Great idea !!!

I thought they sent out PMs for signature violations? That's what they did for me, and it wasn't even the nasty standard one I've heard about, it was just a nice reminder that "hey your pictures are cute but they're too big." Unless of course your PMs are full, maybe that's their way of getting your attention? Don't know. Glad to see you're ok 2x, I was just thinking we hadn't heard from you in a couple of days.

I got a huge red letter warning thing on my siggy when mine was too big!

Yep, that's it. Your only aloud 51,200 bytes total and you have over 173,221. Take it out and you should be fine.

173k...oops!

I'm sure Donna would of let you sit on her lap as long as you promised not to pass gas!

****big sigh****

I recall when I told Linda to remind me to tell this story, we were chatting about having weak stomachs, queeziness, etc. Well, I am the QUEEN of weak stomachs and this story proves it. Keep in mind that when I was a little girl, if the dog so much as threw up, my mom was yelling to get me out of the room.


Okay, set the scene----I was 4, my sister was 5. We were sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch----tomato soup. Since we are the only children, we kept each other entertained. Anyway, we started giggling about something which turned into that non-stop, uncontrollable laughter. Well, I was laughing so hard that a booger flew out of my nose and landed on the corner of the kitchen table. I took one look at it (I thought it looked like a lima bean ) and threw up (tomato soup) ALL over!!!!

My mom was NOT (or shall I say, wasSNOT) happy!!!!

Goes to show you that my stomach could not even tolerate my own "things".


OMG--I cannot believe I just wrote this for the world to read.
I'll hit submit post now as to not chicken out.

Ok I was laughing so hard I was snorting! Mike had to come run to see what I was laughing and crying about


Now for the fritter story!!!!

I just spit water all over my screen!

I bet!!!!

I was kissing Mike and Kenny looks at us and says..."are u guys going to go have sex" OMG....Mike asked him where he heard about that...naturally...kids at school!

 

[luvdzne]

Thanks Nicole...he's so excited! Yay for your sil and kids coming back!!!

Great idea !!!

I got a huge red letter warning thing on my siggy when mine was too big!

173k...oops!



Ok I was laughing so hard I was snorting! Mike had to come run to see what I was laughing and crying about


Now for the fritter story!!!!


I bet!!!!

I was kissing Mike and Kenny looks at us and says..."are u guys going to go have sex" OMG....Mike asked him where he heard about that...naturally...kids at school!

OMG....That is too funny! I swear that child is a hoot!

Fritter story! Fritter story! Fritter story!!!

 

[lindakmonty]

Fritter story! Fritter story! Fritter story!

Heck no we won't go sorry...got a little carried away there

 

[DonnaLeah]

OMG, Linda!!!! Kenny is too much!!!

What's the Fritter Story???

 

[luvdzne]

Fritter story! Fritter story! Fritter story!

Heck no we won't go sorry...got a little carried away there

 

[lindakmonty]

OMG, Linda!!!! Kenny is too much!!!

What's the Fritter Story???

yeah! Tell me about it

Well, before the trip 2x told us about THREE stories she was going to tell us on our trip....but some how it just didn't happen...I heard the Godiva story there and that was the only one...now we heard the soup story and the last one is the fritter story! I can just imagine

 

[luvdzne]

Thank goodness the tag fairy doesn't frequent this thread. There is a lot of talk about poop, snot, buggers, vomit and Sex! I can only imagine the tags!

 

[luvdzne]

yeah! Tell me about it

Well, before the trip 2x told us about THREE stories she was going to tell us on our trip....but some how it just didn't happen...I heard the Godiva story there and that was the only one...now we heard the soup story and the last one is the fritter story! I can just imagine

Godiva story? I don't remember hearing that one!

 

[lindakmonty]

Thank goodness the tag fairy doesn't frequent this thread. There is a lot of talk about poop, snot, buggers, vomit and Sex! I can only imagine the tags!

Isn't that the truth! We'd all be in for it

omg you guys...I am laughing so hard I am crying...Mike keeps asking "what?", "what now", "what are they saying?"


Fritter story! Fritter story! Fritter story!

Fritter story! Fritter story! Fritter story!

Fritter story! Fritter story! Fritter story!

 

[lindakmonty]

Godiva story? I don't remember hearing that one!

Oh man! she'll have to post that one too!

 

[luvdzne]

Fritter story! Fritter Story! Fritter Story!

 

[lindakmonty]

Fritter story! Fritter Story! Fritter Story!

I think she's either hiding...or posting a really long post OH 2x...now gurrrrl...you can't hide forever

 

[luvdzne]

Godiva Story! Godiva Story! Godiva Story!

 

[2xcited2slp]

I was kissing Mike and Kenny looks at us and says..."are u guys going to go have sex" OMG....Mike asked him where he heard about that...naturally...kids at school!

Hi Linda--

oh my goodness---Kenny!!!! that boy!!


Honestly, the fritter story is no big deal---- I think I was maybe in about 3rd, possibly 4th grade--???? Anyway, as you all have learned that I love to play around in the kitchen, even at a young age. So, I was helping my mom make apple fritters (before the big no-no of fried foods ) and we had one of those "fry-baby, fry-daddy, fry-doggie"-- whatever they were called-- things. The oil was heating up and I was testing it to see if it was ready, so I put a tiny amount of batter on a metal spoon and dipped it into the oil. I raised it back up and decided that I must do a taste test. Yep, metal spoon, hot oil and my bottom lip did not mix well. Ouch. I guess I could have patented it for that "full-collegen injected look", huh??





Donna----yay on your summer trip!!!! Call me if you have any ?'s on WL, or if you just want to chat on how lovely it is!!!


Linda---I cannot believe Mike's son is doing that to him!! How ungrateful can you get?? Good luck with that situation and your ex situation. You are a strong family!!



Yolanda----congrats on you DH's job opportunity!!! How exciting!!

 

[DonnaLeah]

2x2s::: Ouch!!! Bad Fritter!!!!

I'm pretty excited about the WL!! I booked the airfare this morning. It's starting to fall into place. Now all I have to do is wait.

 

[luvdzne]

Hi Linda--

oh my goodness---Kenny!!!! that boy!!


Honestly, the fritter story is no big deal---- I think I was maybe in about 3rd, possibly 4th grade--???? Anyway, as you all have learned that I love to play around in the kitchen, even at a young age. So, I was helping my mom make apple fritters (before the big no-no of fried foods ) and we had one of those "fry-baby, fry-daddy, fry-doggie"-- whatever they were called-- things. The oil was heating up and I was testing it to see if it was ready, so I put a tiny amount of batter on a metal spoon and dipped it into the oil. I raised it back up and decided that I must do a taste test. Yep, metal spoon, hot oil and my bottom lip did not mix well. Ouch. I guess I could have patented it for that "full-collegen injected look", huh??





Donna----yay on your summer trip!!!! Call me if you have any ?'s on WL, or if you just want to chat on how lovely it is!!!


Linda---I cannot believe Mike's son is doing that to him!! How ungrateful can you get?? Good luck with that situation and your ex situation. You are a strong family!!



Yolanda----congrats on you DH's job opportunity!!! How exciting!!

Did they look a bit like that? Boy, be careful on how you google lips!

 

[DonnaLeah]

Did they look a bit like that? Boy, be careful on how you google lips!

That happened to me with "Sticky buns" once.

 

[lindakmonty]

Hi Linda--
oh my goodness---Kenny!!!! that boy!!

Honestly, the fritter story is no big deal----

metal spoon, hot oil and my bottom lip did not mix well. Ouch. I guess I could have patented it for that "full-collegen injected look", huh??

Linda---I cannot believe Mike's son is doing that to him!! How ungrateful can you get?? Good luck with that situation and your ex situation. You are a strong family!!

OMG... did your mom pass out?
When I broke my arm when I was 6, they put the cast on my arm and my mom passed out! They wheeled her out to the car w/me on her lap

My mom would put her leg on the stove to reach above to the top cupboards... I remember being about 7 and she did this...yep...the burner wasn't cooled down and she forgot about it...talk about smelling burning flesh where is the hurling smilie!!!!

I will never let my mom live this one down...I broke my arm again when I was 12 and I walked home a mile w/this...I tell her its broke again and she says "well, wait til I finish this cigarette" When I broke it the first time she made me wait 12 hours before she took me to the hospital