Who has a crazy sister in law or brother in law?

[mommiepoppins]

Boy I sure do . Mine is a mental case Now I do not know if it is the drugs or alcohol? Or plain crazy lets see she once lived with us and she would steel all my clothesand my dd 14's clothing (mind you I do not have much clothing) Then my dd would find my clothes and steel them back. Then she would go into RAGING FITS about my clothes. However she would flipp out saying where are "my clothes" My kids and dh would look at her like you are nuts . Then she would use my tooth brush and take all of the tampons and when it was time I would be like "where did the tampons go?" Then sure enough I looked in her purse and there were my tampons,toothbrush a Hair brush. Now mind you i would not care if I did not have to watch her child while she slept recovering from a hangover. ( everynight no lie) She lived at the bar and " worked as a bar tender" I was stuck baby sitting while she so called worked. Then the kiker was this. my dh and I get a knock on the door at 4am because someone had bashed her car with a bat out side a bar. Turns out it was my crazy neighbors son that she secretly was seeing. To much drama for me I have not spoken to her in one year and sadly it has be so NICE

 

[highland3]

I won't go into details... but suffice it to say.... YES!!!

 

[codimouse]

I do I do!!!!
She is bananas!!
NO details but I am glad she is in NY state!!!

 

[teacups]

My SIL:
once she asked the waiter if any animals were used to make the french fries.
I guess potatoes are kept as pets where she comes from.

 

[CDoobee]

Maybe she wanted to know if they were fried in animal shortening? I'm a vegetarian and sometimes ask this.

 

[LiteBrite]

I used to have a crazy (and not in a good way!) SIL, but she and hubby's brother are no longer married. As sad as divorce is, I have to admit I don't miss her that much.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Not anymore. My brother divorced the psycho last month.

 

[JunieJay]

I have 7 brothers, so I guess I should consider myself lucky that there is only one SIL who is a complete nut.

The main thing with this SIL is she is the most self centered person on the planet. She always insists on sitting in the same place at our dining room table, even though its traditionally DH's seat. We finally figured out why that is -- its directly aligned with the mirror - this way she can look at herself constantly. She is very impressed with herself and the way she looks.

She has 3 daughters, and dresses them all like hoochies. The girls (all under 12) rarely go out without baring their bellies, and their mother is the same way. She came to my niece's baptism wearing a white tube top and a gold micro mini, with 4 inch stillettos. Normal everyday attire for her, regardless of the ocassion.

They filed bankruptcy because they are so busy keeping up with the Joneses - they have every toy known to man and somehow were able to keep it all after they filed bankruptcy. Shortly after they filed, she announced to the family they were taking a withdrawl on their 401k so she could get a **** job. That next Thanksgiving she showed up with her new ****s and asked anyone and everyone if they wanted to feel how real they felt.

She and my brother travel the world, but never with their girls. Their favorite place to go is Hedonism where they can go to a nude beach and strut around. They absoutely love showing off, whether it be for strangers or blood kin, it doesn't matter who -- they just love to be looked at. They don't care who they leave their girls with - nothing will stand in the way of their nude beach experience -- one trip they left their infant daughter and two toddlers with her 94 year old grandmother who had just gone blind.

That is just a sampling, I could come up with more but I don't want to hog the thread.

 

[candykisses]

My SIL

She closer to 50 than 40 and very slender, but she looks her age. She tells stories on how all these young guys are always hitting on her. So at Easter dinner she's telling everyone how great her body is and she lifts her blouse to show everyone and flashes my DS18 her black lace bra.

WTH. I told DH--his side of the family.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I have 7 brothers, so I guess I should consider myself lucky that there is only one SIL who is a complete nut.

The main thing with this SIL is she is the most self centered person on the planet. She always insists on sitting in the same place at our dining room table, even though its traditionally DH's seat. We finally figured out why that is -- its directly aligned with the mirror - this way she can look at herself constantly. She is very impressed with herself and the way she looks.

She has 3 daughters, and dresses them all like hoochies. The girls (all under 12) rarely go out without baring their bellies, and their mother is the same way. She came to my niece's baptism wearing a white tube top and a gold micro mini, with 4 inch stillettos. Normal everyday attire for her, regardless of the ocassion.

They filed bankruptcy because they are so busy keeping up with the Joneses - they have every toy known to man and somehow were able to keep it all after they filed bankruptcy. Shortly after they filed, she announced to the family they were taking a withdrawl on their 401k so she could get a **** job. That next Thanksgiving she showed up with her new ****s and asked anyone and everyone if they wanted to feel how real they felt.

She and my brother travel the world, but never with their girls. Their favorite place to go is Hedonism where they can go to a nude beach and strut around. They absoutely love showing off, whether it be for strangers or blood kin, it doesn't matter who -- they just love to be looked at. They don't care who they leave their girls with - nothing will stand in the way of their nude beach experience -- one trip they left their infant daughter and two toddlers with her 94 year old grandmother who had just gone blind.

That is just a sampling, I could come up with more but I don't want to hog the thread.

I want to hear more.

 

[Lizzydoll73]

My SIL is afraid of condiments. My brother has to hide the ketchup and mayo if he wants to keep it in the fridge. If she sees it she starts hyperventilating. Forget about even touching the bottle. If you ask her to pass the ketchup she won't do it.

 

[pat fan]

My SIL is afraid of condiments. My brother has to hide the ketchup and mayo if he wants to keep it in the fridge. If she sees it she starts hyperventilating. Forget about even touching the bottle. If you ask her to pass the ketchup she won't do it.

I was going to say my DSIL is pretty nutty, but compared to that? You win!

 

[ElizaB39]

Impersonating PopDaddy here:

Long post.

I have 7 brothers, so I guess I should consider myself lucky that there is only one SIL who is a complete nut.

The main thing with this SIL is she is the most self centered person on the planet. She always insists on sitting in the same place at our dining room table, even though its traditionally DH's seat. We finally figured out why that is -- its directly aligned with the mirror - this way she can look at herself constantly. She is very impressed with herself and the way she looks.

She has 3 daughters, and dresses them all like hoochies. The girls (all under 12) rarely go out without baring their bellies, and their mother is the same way. She came to my niece's baptism wearing a white tube top and a gold micro mini, with 4 inch stillettos. Normal everyday attire for her, regardless of the ocassion.

They filed bankruptcy because they are so busy keeping up with the Joneses - they have every toy known to man and somehow were able to keep it all after they filed bankruptcy. Shortly after they filed, she announced to the family they were taking a withdrawl on their 401k so she could get a **** job. That next Thanksgiving she showed up with her new ****s and asked anyone and everyone if they wanted to feel how real they felt.

She and my brother travel the world, but never with their girls. Their favorite place to go is Hedonism where they can go to a nude beach and strut around. They absoutely love showing off, whether it be for strangers or blood kin, it doesn't matter who -- they just love to be looked at. They don't care who they leave their girls with - nothing will stand in the way of their nude beach experience -- one trip they left their infant daughter and two toddlers with her 94 year old grandmother who had just gone blind.

That is just a sampling, I could come up with more but I don't want to hog the thread.

 

[DisneyPhD]

I won't go into details... but suffice it to say.... YES!!!

Me too.

Lets just say I think every family has at least one. (if anyone has siblings.)

 

[grinningghost]

OMG - my DH has 10 brothers and sisters and they are ALL crazy. If they aren't criminals, they're lying, cheating bottom feeders.

 

[spazzyjazzy]

I have 3 crazies from my husband's side. They are nuts. I try not to talk to them.

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

I have 3.

SIL who dumpster dives for clothes or justs asks others. Meanwhile, they make more than most of the family.

BIL the Doctor who lives at home with his mommy cause he doesn't have a pot to pee in but tells people he owns the house, and a few other rentals

SIL & BIL who moved from NJ to Maine, threw away the TVs, celphones, and good paying jobs to farm oysters and now also have no pot to pee in

 

[betsywdw]

My SIL is afraid of condiments. My brother has to hide the ketchup and mayo if he wants to keep it in the fridge. If she sees it she starts hyperventilating. Forget about even touching the bottle. If you ask her to pass the ketchup she won't do it.

This made me laugh out loud!

Sounds like a Dr. Phil episode. I saw one where a woman was afraid of little pieces of paper. She almost didn't attend the show because she was scared she would see little pieces of paper along the way

 

[Disney Doll]

I think I may be a contender here:

~She had elective kneee surgery about a month before my wedding and walked down the aisle on crutches with little matching shoes on the tips. The color of the little shoe crutch tips matched her bridesmaid gown.

~She took pictures of my DFIL laid out in his casket and sent them to her mother about 2 weeks after the funeral.

~She wanted to wait at the cemetery after DFIL was buried to make sure that the gravediggers actually buried him and didn't reopen the casket. Mind you, the cemetery is across the street from my house and I know the man who runs it, plans the burials, hires the gravedigger etc.

~During a party for my other DSIL, who I love dearly, this one aggravated my DH so much he threatened to drown her.

~She was asked to leave the convent as a postulant because she was there for the "wrong reasons"...whatever that means.

I haven't even touched on probating my DMIL & DFIL's estate after they both passed away...the DIS doesn't have enough bandwidth to go through that!

 

[annegal]

Shortly after they filed, she announced to the family they were taking a withdrawl on their 401k so she could get a **** job. That next Thanksgiving she showed up with her new ****s and asked anyone and everyone if they wanted to feel how real they felt.

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I want to know the bleeped out words!!