Good Afternoon Thread Killers & Lurkers Alike!!
Thank you for all the Corvette well-wishes....it will be a high old time cruisin down the avenue!
Hhmmmmm

....we should all get a spring hair-do! I got first dibs on a mohawk!
Am I unattended?
COOL!!!!!
HERES SOME ODDS AND ENDS <~~~ Not a pun....yet
I will NEVER wear a thong again! <~~ NOW it's a pun!
Corvettes don't have a backseat.....
so they don't have backseat drivers either....
BUT! They are still fun to take to a drive-in!
3 out of 4 of you need to get your mind out of the gutter.....
Drive-In movies in Canada are shown in Technicolor....not Technicolour......
3 out of 4 of you still have your mind in the gutter.....
98% of Canadian Drive-In movie-goers have never seen a penguin at a drive-in movie....
63% of the above 98% haven't watched the movies either....
5 out of 6 of us now have our minds in the gutter.....
100% of USA-ers have never seen a penguin at a drive-in movie....
amazingly....63% of the above 100% haven't watched the movies either....
all this leads me to this conclusion....
I am never going to a drive-in movie with the remaining 2% of North Americans who have seen a penguin at a drive-in movie!
The way I figure...if they spotted a penguin...then....
...their movie picks leave a whole lot to be desired!!
That simple logic brings us back down to 3 out of 4 of you with your mind in the gutter.....
Well....this ALMOST ends my sharing of today's odds and ends....
The last odd and end odds and ends is:
Never wear a thong to a drive-in movie....even if it's overrun with penguins....
You'll be pickin'....but you won't be grinnin'
You can thank me for these pearls of wisdom at your leisure....