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Keep Pushing
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- Jul 18, 2007
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Please allow me to begin today's entry with a bit of a vent, a little rant about something that has truly become my nemesis. Something so frustrating to deal with as it sits there in it's little corner just waiting for me to approach it, fill it with yummy goodness and then get the finger in return.
Imagine waking up and looking forward to that one thing in the morning that gets your day started off right. That one key thing that the entire day's mood is dependent upon. Be denied that one thing and let the furor ensue...setting of an early morning rage like no other. Not having an alternate option to satisfy your morning nutritional needs...ending up going to work hungry, unsatisfied, undernourished and...well...just p%^$ed off.
Allow me to introduce you to my enemy:
Not once, but TWICE during the last few months these stupid little machines have burned out their stupid little motors, thus denying me the critical component in my morning routine...my strawberry banana smoothie.
Oh not just any strawberry banana smoothie, but one made with Antioxidant Advantage orange juice...the only juice so fortified with immunity defense that I could drink vials of the flu and remain unscathed. Not only is it the best breakfast one can consume, but the recipe came from a very dear friend of mine (who happens to have a plethora of the best recipes available anywhere) and it just tastes soooo good!
So anyway, there are a couple of smoothie makers that thought they got the upper hand on me by burning out their weak little motors...only to find me getting the last laugh in the backyard, having my fun by seeing how many different ways I could find to smash them into pieces (think Office Space copier scene...only more violent)
And here I sit on another unfulfilled morning, denied of my smoothie goodness...pondering leaving the world of the inadequate smoothie makers for the rich, beautiful blender world that exists out there.
Oh great blender god, be good unto thee as I pledge my allegiance to you in hopes of many good mixes to come....

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