Where's my mayonnaise jar?

[Tiziminchac]

It took a while but it finally happened. I've been exposed. I am an evil, insensitive, humorless loser. I'm the Jim Morrison of posters, the clown that always blows it at the worst possible moment. Forgive me Dis world. I plan on turning over a new leaf. It's only pixie dust and fairy juice for me thus forth. No more jokes. No more eyerolling smilies. No more underhanded sarcasm. Life is too short for such things.

So I ask you, the random poster, to not remember me as I once was. But as I am now. A kinder, gentler Tiz. A serious Tiz. Gone are the days of finding humor in the staid posts of the world. And for all those who I have offended, I'm sorry.

For penance I will now go over to the theme parks and strategy board and offer up advice. Perhaps convince a few people of why they should eat at a particular restaurant they are interested in on the restaurant board. The possibilities are endless.

Thank you for you time.

 

[crazyme5kids]

Are the Dis women making you crazy?

 

[coles1mom]

Look in your murse..if my cell phone can get in my fridge...well maybe I have your mayo in MY purse. I'll look. and get back to ya.

Judi

 

[Tiziminchac]

Are the Dis women making you crazy?

I love the ladies of the Dis.

Look in your murse..if my cell phone can get in my fridge...well maybe I have your mayo in MY purse. I'll look. and get back to ya.

Judi

You must have an incredibly large purse if it could hold the jar of mayo that I can fit my fat butt in!

 

[coles1mom]

I love the ladies of the Dis.


You must have an incredibly large purse if it could hold the jar of mayo that I can fit my fat butt in!

Yep..and to steal from another DISser..Is that fat butt sexy?

Judi

 

[Tiziminchac]

Yep..and to steal from another DISser..Is that fat butt sexy?

Judi

You women are all the same! I'm more than a sexy butt you know!

 

[FroggyinArk]

It took a while but it finally happened. I've been exposed. I am an evil, insensitive, humorless loser. I'm the Jim Morrison of posters, the clown that always blows it at the worst possible moment. Forgive me Dis world. I plan on turning over a new leaf. It's only pixie dust and fairy juice for me thus forth. No more jokes. No more eyerolling smilies. No more underhanded sarcasm. Life is too short for such things.

So I ask you, the random poster, to not remember me as I once was. But as I am now. A kinder, gentler Tiz. A serious Tiz. Gone are the days of finding humor in the staid posts of the world. And for all those who I have offended, I'm sorry.

For penance I will now go over to the theme parks and strategy board and offer up advice. Perhaps convince a few people of why they should eat at a particular restaurant they are interested in on the restaurant board. The possibilities are endless.

Thank you for you time.

would this be the tiz that is known to wear bright pink flashing light up pink minnie mouse ears on a dare?

 

[Aidensmom]

would this be the tiz that is known to wear bright pink flashing light up pink minnie mouse ears on a dare?

I truly hope we never lose that Tiz.

Please don't change, I love your sarcastic humor!

 

[Michie]

 

[Pop Daddy]

a joke gone bad have done us all in buddy, ya gotta know when its there time of the month (I think there all at the same time)

 

[tevagirl]

I don't get it. Did you lose your mayonnaise jar or not?

I don't want to waste my valuable time looking for it if it isn't really missing.

 

[FroggyinArk]

i think tiz had a run in last night hat caused this thread to come about, aas an apology for a joke gone bad...


i figured he could use a bit of pink era day brightening..lol

 

[Tiziminchac]

It's nice to know that some people around here actually still have a sense of humor.

 

[Cantw8]

a joke gone bad have done us all in buddy, ya gotta know when its there time of the month (I think there all at the same time)

OOoohhhhh, sexy or not...you are really asking it for it, Mister

Please, please....more sarcastic humor keep it coming, I get sick of all the pixie dust and medical threads Challenge me with your wit oh great and powerful Tiz ...this is an attempt at sarcastic humor but I mean it

 

[Aimee K]

Oh W8, You couldn't find a picture? I looked and all I could come up with was this

But I KNOW you have some kind of mayo picture you have been waiting to roll out!

 

[Cantw8]

Oh W8, You couldn't find a picture? I looked and all I could come up with was this

But I KNOW you have some kind of mayo picture you have been waiting to roll out!

ya know...I have a few Miracle Whips but I'm fresh out of mayo .....oooh, that didn't sound good, did it?

 

[Database]

It took a while but it finally happened. I've been exposed. I am an evil, insensitive, humorless loser. I'm the Jim Morrison of posters, the clown that always blows it at the worst possible moment.
Thank you for you time.

Geez! And I felt bad because I'm stupid and condone torture! It doesn't sound like you made it UP to the same level of EVIL that I have....
As my penance, I'm limiting my time on the Disboard. Staying away from the self-righteous among us. And enjoying myself with the DCL crowd.

Cantw8 - LOVE the MAYO!

 

[coles1mom]

a joke gone bad have done us all in buddy, ya gotta know when its there time of the month (I think there all at the same time)

Hope ya don't mind my borrowing from ya.

Now the real point of this post is..How is that fat sexy hiney this morning?

Judi

 

[birdiesunshine]

Didn't you know most people come to the DIS just to argue with someone that they will never meet

 

[Database]

Didn't you know most people come to the DIS just to argue with someone that they will never meet

That explains EVERYTHING!

I often wonder if they'd have nerve to say some of their comments face to face.