WHERE IS TODAY'S SHOW????

[TheMaxRebo]

Bob misses human contact since he fired everyone. His only comforts are reading stock updates in his solid platinum toilet and eating endangered animals prepared at Boma.

I too miss chat, so I let my imagination run a bit, watch old shows, and send Jes daily updates about what underwear I am wearing today (hint, the same as yesterday). I will continue to watch old shows in slow motion and I am dealing with the lack of shows, but I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

As a tip, if you watch the shows in reverse, Dustin and Shawn come back

 

[Alicenwonderment]

Dear diary,

It has now been three days. Still no DIS. Morale is low, as are supplies. My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on my sweater already, Mom's spagh-

Wait, sorry.

Anyway, still no DIS. I needed something....ANYTHING. So I decided to do my own rapid fire, but all I ended up doing was seeing how many Reese's Pieces I could shoot into my mouth at one time with a slingshot I made out of office supplies.

I decided I needed "news", but the only Disney news source I could find was a 1984 Birnbaum guide that was stowed away in my parents' basement. Did you guys know that a great time to check out Communicore East is mid-afternoon, to escape the heat and to veer away from the crowds as they make their way to World Showcase? You're welcome.

I tried to do a round table discussion all by myself, but when I started by trying to say "I'm just happy to be here" with a chuckle, the tears started falling....because I WASN'T HAPPY TO BE THERE, sitting at my dining room table in my LSU t-shirt and super-shredded abs, trying to be a cheap knockoff of Corey.

Then I tried to sprinkle pixie dust on myself but I accidentally used Comet, so I had to go to the hospital to get my eyes flushed out. And OF COURSE the ER doctor was Dr. Ryan. Dr. Craig Ryan. Figures.

So here I sit, DIS-ers. Three days in, my stomach hurts from too many Reese's pieces, my tears have stained the pages of this Birnbaum guide, and I am wearing an LSU tshirt and I hate LSU. But that's okay, because I can barely see the shirt anyway because of this eyepatch.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I still love Reese's pieces. Oh, and come back, DIS. You're my only hope.

Your friend,
King Llama
Delicate

Love everything about this post except an LSU shirt? Aren't you a cat's fan? It's o.k. I won't tell the rest of big blue nation. They might not let you into the state once they know. lol I guess an LSU fan is better then a Louisville fan.

Who makes those remix shows? Maybe they need to amp production up.

Isn't there a live chat room Weds nights? I never have been but I remember hearing something about it. O.k. I'm now going to try to sleep listening to the DIS.

 

[pjweaver]

Here Bob, I will type out yesterdays script for you:

Craig: Hello everyone and welcome to the Dis Unplugged Universal edition... I'm your host Craig Williams joined as always by the blushing Jenilynn Knopp and a Ryno.
JL: hi
Ryno: I can't believe I'm still here
C: on todays show we discuss why Universal is better than Disney and the top spots in City Walk to get a milkshake
R: *sings* Milkshake for 2 minutes
JL: not more singing
C: and they're like, it's better than yours... moving on we have a rip roarin show but first, people on the boards are specticaling on the pice increases having a corrolating of Universal bigging up their minimum wage.
R: and it's about gosh diggaty time
C: time for what?
R:time for another song
JL: hehehe I just can't even
C: and since we are running low on restaurants to visit, we are also going to do a review of one of my favorite off property dining experiences, Waffle House
R: GOD I love that place
JL: well I got the glutten free pecan waffle with the vegan bacon and the vegaterian hash browns with cheese and ham
R: I had the basgettti which was amazing
PETE bursts in the door: what the hell is 'specticaling'? Is this what I pay you for??? I just got a $48 bill from Waffle freaking House??? All of you, get out of my house.
10 minutes of Abi licking the camera then fade to black
FIN

 

[pjweaver]

I think I have some issues. Steve, please bring me a script for lithium and lexapro on your trip to Hershey.

 

[Princess Jes]

I think I have some issues. Steve, please bring me a script for lithium and lexapro on your trip to Hershey.

Wait... @disneysteve are you handing out scripts? This could be interesting.
They say Valium helps when getting tattooed so some of that wouldn't go astray

 

[disneysteve]

Wait... @disneysteve are you handing out scripts? This could be interesting.
They say Valium helps when getting tattooed so some of that wouldn't go astray

Sorry, the limit of my internet medical practice is reviewing pictures of people's tonsils and translating Australian lab tests into American. @Princess Jes

 

[disneysteve]

I think I have some issues. Steve, please bring me a script for lithium and lexapro on your trip to Hershey.

My prescription for Hershey is a couple of chocolate martinis. That'll fix you up just fine.

 

[pjweaver]

My prescription for Hershey is a couple of chocolate martinis. That'll fix you up just fine.

as you read this, please do so in Louis Black's voice

A martini is gin and vermouth. Putting something in a martini glass does not make it a martini. I have been tolerant about vodka martini's, but this needs to end now. Every time I ask for a martini and the bartender grabs vodka I want to strangle them. I don't ever want to see a cherry, or a chocolate bar, or a gummy bear, or a freaking candy cane in my drink.

 

[disneysteve]

A martini is gin and vermouth. Putting something in a martini glass does not make it a martini.

I actually agree with you 100% on that. I've made the same comment many times. Despite that, I will admit that I am fond of many "martini" drinks that they have come up with. They should be called something else, but they're not, so I just drink them and don't complain.

 

[pjweaver]

When I was 13 my grandfather told me a drink should have no more than 3 ingredients, and ice counts as an ingredient.

 

[Hunterr]

Who makes those remix shows? Maybe they need to amp production up.

ooh, a shameless plug.

The 2 most recent ones!

 

[Princess Jes]

Sorry, the limit of my internet medical practice is reviewing pictures of people's tonsils and translating Australian lab tests into American. @Princess Jes

And you're an excellent internet medical practitioner, and I thank you!

Also, espresso martinis, whether it's a martini or not, are fabulous!

 

[disneysteve]

And you're an excellent internet medical practitioner, and I thank you!

Also, espresso martinis, whether it's a martini or not, are fabulous!

You're very welcome. Any time.

I'm not a coffee drinker so I probably wouldn't care for the espresso drink, though I do love tiramisu.

 

[Hunterr]

Haha, the latest in-park video with craig, corey, and will is lolzy

 

[samsteele]

Haha, the latest in-park video with craig, corey, and will is lolzy

Great video & thanks for posting! You know they're 3 pretty secure, confident fellas when they can do that and have a good giggle. Weee!

 

[TheMaxRebo]

Great video & thanks for posting! You know they're 3 pretty secure, confident fellas when they can do that and have a good giggle. Weee!

By my goodness, the sexual tension!

"Craig, your hips don't lie"

 

[LoriWV]

I misread the title of this thread and was going to let you know that today's SNOW is in WV. I think I need more coffee.
Lori

 

[KingLlama]

I misread the title of this thread and was going to let you know that today's SNOW is in WV. I think I need more coffee.
Lori

Pull it together, Lori.

 

[samsteele]

Pull it together, Lori.

This is really high praise from Llama. I've had sterner stuff on chat. Of course, I've also been a nut on chat. So, yeah, just bask in the glow from Llama high speak! Like manna from heaven.

 

[Tom P.]

Wow, I think that ride video is perhaps the most expression I've seen from Craig in the entire time I've been watching the show...