pjweaver
just happy to be here
- Joined
- Oct 23, 2015
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Dear Diary,
It is day 9 without a podcast, and I fear my mind has been warped. Today my chihuahua complained to me that, although I have two hands, I only pet her with one. I have also bent paper clips into stick figures and placed them around my laptop to represent the Dis team. On my trip shopping I had several confused looks from employees; Every time they asked if I needed help I replied 'I'm just happy to be here'. It seems the toads I have been licking are the wrong kind, and I picked the wrong week to stop amphetamines. I keep thinking how it was good for John and Kevin to stay home, like how the president and vice-president can't be on the same plane.
I am looking forward to hours upon hours of footage when they get back from DL, otherwise I'm canceling my subscription and asking for a refund.
It is day 9 without a podcast, and I fear my mind has been warped. Today my chihuahua complained to me that, although I have two hands, I only pet her with one. I have also bent paper clips into stick figures and placed them around my laptop to represent the Dis team. On my trip shopping I had several confused looks from employees; Every time they asked if I needed help I replied 'I'm just happy to be here'. It seems the toads I have been licking are the wrong kind, and I picked the wrong week to stop amphetamines. I keep thinking how it was good for John and Kevin to stay home, like how the president and vice-president can't be on the same plane.
I am looking forward to hours upon hours of footage when they get back from DL, otherwise I'm canceling my subscription and asking for a refund.