Where Is Duckfan-in-Chicago.....

[Mom2Ashli]

Don't hate me, hate the system. I'm not actually the tag fairy, BTW. I've found, after a few years of marriage, its sometimes easier just to agree with women rather than try to explain things to them. In fact, sometimes I find myself just nodding my head in agreement when my wife first walks into a room.

Your a good man. You know when you can't win.

 

[mtblujeans]

Don't hate me, hate the system. I'm not actually the tag fairy, BTW. I've found, after a few years of marriage, its sometimes easier just to agree with women rather than try to explain things to them. In fact, sometimes I find myself just nodding my head in agreement when my wife first walks into a room.

Part of me is offended by this and thinks only a Tag Fairy would make such a statement! But, part of me thinks this boy is wise beyond his years!

Whatever the case, between the seeds/chocolate bark and the how many grapes will fit in the mouth, it is obvious this boy has orifise issues that should be addressed before something goes in his ears!!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Part of me is offended by this and thinks only a Tag Fairy would make such a statement! But, part of me thinks this boy is wise beyond his years!

Whatever the case, between the seeds/chocolate bark and the how many grapes will fit in the mouth, it is obvious this boy has orifise issues that should be addressed before something goes in his ears!!

Hmmm...the grape thing has me wondering. There are three possible scenarios here, but since I'm thinking about lunch right now, I'll just lay them out and think about them later:

1) Good memory since it was something that was posted months ago
2) Too much free time and you went back and read all the posts I made that could refer to orifices for a joke
3) I'm not one to judge people, but could you possibly be printing out all of my posts and cliping little lines of them all over your walls, with maybe sketches of Ducks, and the City of Chicago??? Not that there's anything wrong with this, mind you! But if this is the case, I'm really not from Chicago, I'm in the Government relocation program.

 

[mtblujeans]

Well, the reason I remember the grape thing is because you made me laugh so much! Also, I was thinking I was making a girlfriend and, instead, found out you are a married man!!

And, nope, I haven't gone back and read any of your previous posts....but, now, I am thinking I may really be onto something if there are more orifice-related posts.

I would think you to be used to the adoration of the female-type by now but, if my pasting little lines of your quotes around my office walls makes you uncomfortable, I guess I could back off a little in my stalking of you so you don't know I am around quite so much!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Well, the reason I remember the grape thing is because you made me laugh so much! Also, I was thinking I was making a girlfriend and, instead, found out you are a married man!!

Yeah...I remember it. I think it happened on a Thursday. I had soup.

And, nope, I haven't gone back and read any of your previous posts....but, now, I am thinking I may really be onto something if there are more orifice-related posts.

I think I limit my orifice posts to 4 a year I believe. They come out quarterly. It should all be in the newsletter.

I would think you to be used to the adoration of the female-type by now but, if my pasting little lines of your quotes around my office walls makes you uncomfortable, I guess I could back off a little in my stalking of you so you don't know I am around quite so much!

I don't mind stalkers. I'm just not sure about the proper etiquette. Am I suppose to comment on the dolls made out of my hair, or just ignore them, for example?

 

[mtblujeans]

.... I don't mind stalkers. I'm just not sure about the proper etiquette. Am I suppose to comment on the dolls made out of my hair, or just ignore them, for example?

Hhmmmmm....I hadn't thought of that one! You are MUCH better at stalking than I am!!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Hhmmmmm....I hadn't thought of that one! You are MUCH better at stalking than I am!!

Well I did have a few years practice on Mayim Bialik, TV's Blossom.

 

[mtblujeans]

I'm glad you're back!!

 

[mtblujeans]

HEY! I see you have been hanging around here this morning!! Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family!!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

HEY! I see you have been hanging around here this morning!! Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family!!

Yeah...got back from vacation Monday night.
Same to you!
And also to anyone reading this thread, unless you don't get me, in which case why are you reading a thread with my name in the title??

 

[mtblujeans]

Glad you had a safe trip! Does that mean a trip report and lots of pictures will soon be added to the boards??

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Glad you had a safe trip! Does that mean a trip report and lots of pictures will soon be added to the boards??

Of course! People are posting those things all the time!

 

[ClarabelleCowFan]

Okay I read the title of this thread "Where is Duckfan-in-Chicago" and thought it was one of those trick questions like "What Time is the 3:00 parade?"

Wouldn't the answer be... in CHICAGO??

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Okay I read the title of this thread "Where is Duckfan-in-Chicago" and thought it was one of those trick questions like "What Time is the 3:00 parade?"

Wouldn't the answer be... in CHICAGO??

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Okay I read the title of this thread "Where is Duckfan-in-Chicago" and thought it was one of those trick questions like "What Time is the 3:00 parade?"

Wouldn't the answer be... in CHICAGO??

Actually the Duckfan-in-Chicago parade is at 2:30 due to a conflict in my busy schedule.

 

[mtblujeans]

You just never know.....he could be anywhere.....at any given time!!

HE'S EVERYWHERE! HE'S EVERYWHERE!!

 

[SwedishMeatball]

You just never know.....he could be anywhere.....at any given time!!

HE'S EVERYWHERE! HE'S EVERYWHERE!!

He's capable of being in 2 places at once.

 

[mtblujeans]

He's capable of being in 2 places at once.

 

[Aidensmom]

You just never know.....he could be anywhere.....at any given time!!

HE'S EVERYWHERE! HE'S EVERYWHERE!!

I no longer feel safe.

 

[mtblujeans]

I no longer feel safe.