Where do I want to live? I want to live where every girl dreams about! Of course, my box though...my box will be a descent size...enough to fit my arms AND my legs.
I will discover and take the finest box around with brown ruffled trimming and dark brown spots placed majestically about the cardboard!
The holes...oh the very holes of which the sun will shine beautifully through to hit upon my face as I wake each morning! The holes will be so carefully cut with only the most efficient scissors around. They will cost a whole $1!
As passers-by pass by my elegantly decorated home...they will stop, tilt their flustered heads...scratch their chins maybe and ask..."how does one obtain such a fantasy?"...and I'll look at them through my window (which I cut by the way) and smile and grin and wave to them pleasantly.
The other, more selfish people will walk by and say out loud..."Someday I will live in such a place". Some can only dream...but no, I will live it!
Location...ah yes, I will be located in the southern most part of the south...with warm weather, tropical plants and palm trees growing in my yard.
Mobility is a benefit with this estate...I can simply fold my house up and spend a night by the ocean, in the desert, in the wetlands, in the grasslands, in the nastylands, in the badlands, in the goodlands, in the uglylands....in all the lands!
Now tell me...is my dream so ridiculously far-fetched...is this something that can only remain a fantasy dream? I say no...If pigs are flying and Hell is frozen...you better bet your bottom dollar that I'll have a house such as...you better bet it!!!