When you want to cuss (or swear or curse...) but can't, what do you say?

[michellekl]

sweet jesus
holy mary
son of a mother (which is really rather redundant, i know)
frak
& my personal favorite & most used, fudge nugget!

 

[enyaj40]

cheese and crackers

oh, crackers

don't ask me where it came from because i don't know

 

[dizchick]

Freakin or f-ing. Also use crap a lot. My last job was filled w/ people who cussed. It made meetings interesting...

Oh, my sister says dag nabit. (no idea if I spelt that right). She said it one day unexpectedly and I burst out laughing!

 

[alldiz]

If I'm talking to someone I'll say.....

You are too muckin fudge
Kerri

 

[PrincessKitty1]

Most of my pseudo-expletives have to do with poo.

"Oh, dog dukey!" is probably my favorite.

Others are "Oh, dog poo!"

"Dog doo-doo!"

and (not poo-related) "Goodness gracious!"

 

[Stacerita]

Crap diggles!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Sugar, Honey, Ice Tea are two of my favs

I like that!

Most of my pseudo-expletives have to do with poo.

When you have pets like I assume you do (and like I do) that's what our minds turn to.

 

[tevagirl]

Is it bad that I can't think of one substitute word I use?

 

[disney100666]

Sugar Lumps.

I use that one alot.

 

[shortbun]

Razzelfrazzitz!! or Crikes!!!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Is it bad that I can't think of one substitute word I use?

At least you know where your grandson gets it from.

 

[tevagirl]

At least you know where your grandson gets it from.

Nuh uh! He got it from his mother. I have no idea where she got it from.

 

[Briarmom]

At least you know where your grandson gets it from.

That is what I was going to post!

 

[tevagirl]

That is what I was going to post!

This is the very reason you got sharpied.

 

[moppety]

Heee! What a great thread!

I say:

Crap on a stick
God bless America
Jiminy Crickets
effing

and then the real ones as well

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Nuh uh! He got it from his mother. I have no idea where she got it from.

Yes, dear, whatever you want to believe.

That is what I was going to post!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Heee! What a great thread!

I say:

Crap on a stick
God bless America
Jiminy Crickets
effing

and then the real ones as well

Crapping on a stick must be harder than crapping on a cracker.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Nuh uh! He got it from his mother. I have no idea where she got it from.

 

[zulaya]

Freakin'
Stinkin'

When we are driving and you get behind one of those people you want to yell at, my daughter, who has been contaminated by her aunt, my sister, uses the word "amateur".

So instead of saying, "Get out of the way *^%$" we say, "Get out of the way, amateur."

 

[PrincessKitty1]

When you have pets like I assume you do (and like I do) that's what our minds turn to.

Yes, between my pets and my patients (RN here), poo is on my mind fairly often.