When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day ...

[nd5056]

Try this out:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

 

[merrily]

That's just what I needed today. Thanks for the laugh!

 

[princesshannahsmom]

Thank you so much for that! I am soooo having one of those days today! I needed that laugh. And, I agree, I DEFINATELY would not want to work in that department!

 

[npmommie]

but wait, are you telling me when we buy a rectal thermometer for our precious babes, its already been in someone else's butt
and then sanitized?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[mousetravel]

OMG!

 

[nd5056]

but wait, are you telling me when we buy a rectal thermometer for our precious babes, its already been in someone else's butt
and then sanitized?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You just wouldn’t believe everything you read on internet, would you???



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[monkey68]

So what do you do if you do indeed work in the rectal thermometer quality control department of Johnson & Johnson?

 

[Inigo]

Try this out:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

You wouldn't happen to listen to XM150? I heard somebody's doing this routine yesterday and really laughed. It made it a lot easier as I headed to work, knowing I had a couple of my "problem children" to deal with.

 

[nd5056]

You wouldn't happen to listen to XM150? I heard somebody's doing this routine yesterday and really laughed. It made it a lot easier as I headed to work, knowing I had a couple of my "problem children" to deal with.

No, but since you mention it, I’m wondering, what was first, the egg or the chicken???? I got this in E-mail…

It cracked me up too.

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[crazelion]