When You Accidentally See Someone Naked

[sdarwkcabemanmy]

*response removed in case of points*

I posted a response but I was so afraid of points I took it down.

 

[MALE*RN*777]

As we say at the hospital. "For the things I have seen, when I die my eyes must be burned."

 

[Papa Deuce]

As we say at the hospital. "For the things I have seen, when I die my eyes must be burned."

OMG... this is way too funny..... my 7 year old walked in on me in my master bathroom. She thought it was her mother in there. All she saw was my naked butt. I didn't even know she had entered the room, when I hear "My eyes, my eyes, they're burning"!

 

[Serena]

Well, my ex bil had seen me naked once or twice. I'd step out of the shower, and I'd see him peeking in my front door window. He was tall enough he could see in. That window is now covered.
He flashed me later, I guess he was trying to make me feel better?

And my next house will not have a front door that looks directly into the bathroom.

 

[mirmartinez]

Too funny.

I have been the "butt" of BIL jokes for ten years.
I love him, but I may have to kill him

 

[DisMN]

I'm really really dismayed. This happened to me today. I hate when that happens. Was babysitting for a few minutes while DD's boyfriend was taking a shower. DD had to go fill her gas tank so it was me and child..............the boyfriend didn't know I was there.

Uh........apparently he's quite the nudist.

I could die. I pretended I didn't see him but.......I did. I did. Gaaaaaaa!!!

 

[JimmyPicker]

I saw a Mr. Magoo lookalike on the can once.

And a giant man doing some little dance while he toweled off after a shower.

Whoopsie.

Oh, and you can't get it out of your brain. Ever. You'll have to live with those images for the rest of your life.

I can never hear a Magoo reference without thinking of that old man on the crapper.

 

[rie'smom]

20 years ago, we were staying with my inlaws while the ceramic tile in our house was installed. They had gone out for the evening and I walked into their room to get a magazine thinking they were still at dinner. My FIL was in mint green boxers. As long as I live I will never get that picture out of my head.

 

[tazdev3225]

This thread has bought back images I thought I had finally gotten rid of. I grew up with all brothers and managed to see two of them naked, but only for a second. The image that is burned into my retinas is of my son. I diapered that boy for 3 years and thought that was the end of seeing his naked little butt, however that was not to be. A couple of years ago I went to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and he must have just taken a shower. He left his bedroom door open and there he stood in all his glory, with an audience. His fiancee and a friend were in his room as he stood there buck naked. I was so shocked by the whole thing I couldn't look away immediately. He was completely unfazed and I was totally embarassed.

 

[lovesmurfs]

20 years ago, my parents and grandmother came to visit me at college, staying in the university's hotel. Apparently, they checked someone into the same room as my grandmother. She was quite nekkid when the unsuspecting guest came into the room...DGM thought it was hilariously funny and that it probably scarred the poor young man for life. Reading these posts, I'm guessing it did!

 

[Stacerita]

How do you get the image out of your brain?

You can't. Its permanently imbedded in your brain.

 

[Disney Doll]

I'm a nurse. Images of naked people don't even get locked into my brain in the first place, or I'd have no room for anything else in there!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

OMG... this is way too funny..... my 7 year old walked in on me in my master bathroom. She thought it was her mother in there. All she saw was my naked butt. I didn't even know she had entered the room, when I hear "My eyes, my eyes, they're burning"!

I saw my dad when I was a teenager, and I'm not sure either of us has ever recovered. Thinking about it now still makes me want to gouge out my eyes, and I'm 46yo!

 

[staley7580]

Almost ten years ago, my poor BIL (who was 16) walked in my room when I was getting dressed, I was 9 months pregnant.
He still talks about it, on dinner Sunday he told his boyfriend, the boyfriend looked at me and said " So I have you to Thank"

OMG.. THat is too funny.

OMG... this is way too funny..... my 7 year old walked in on me in my master bathroom. She thought it was her mother in there. All she saw was my naked butt. I didn't even know she had entered the room, when I hear "My eyes, my eyes, they're burning"!

My son walked in on my mom when she was getting out of the shower and ran out screaming.. I think he was 4 or 5 at the time. I about fell over dead.. It was so funny!