When is the last time you have a good laugh?

[OzFan]

My mom wanted to join a bowling league, but she needed a ball. My sister and I took her to a Pro-Shop at the bowling alley to look for one. The guy sitting behimd the counter on a stool asked my mom if she needed anything and she said, "No, I'm just lookin at your balls!"

We lost it. We left her in there, and when she got to the car she asked us, why did we just leave her. My sister and I were laying in the car crying from laughing so hard. All we could say was, "you said balls. you were looking at his balls."

She never went back!

 

[MoniqueU]

Tonight when my poor DS 17 walked out of his room and saw me changing. He said please don't do that where I can see. Last thing I need is a middle aged mom rocking it "bareback". I frigging laughed so hard at the way he said it. I left out some of his choice descriptions LMAO.

 

[luvflorida]

Saturday night dh ordered wings from pizzahut. The delivery lady (who we get quite often) was commenting on our outside christmas decorations to my dh. I overheard her say "I like your balls." We have inflatable round christmas ornaments. My ds and I laughed soo hard we cried.

My mom wanted to join a bowling league, but she needed a ball. My sister and I took her to a Pro-Shop at the bowling alley to look for one. The guy sitting behimd the counter on a stool asked my mom if she needed anything and she said, "No, I'm just lookin at your balls!"

We lost it. We left her in there, and when she got to the car she asked us, why did we just leave her. My sister and I were laying in the car crying from laughing so hard. All we could say was, "you said balls. you were looking at his balls."

She never went back!

These two stories reminded me of something our two year old grandson said the other night. My husband and I took him out in his stroller for a walk around the neighborhood to see all the Christmas decorations and lights. Everytime our grandson saw a Santa figure, he'd excitedly say, "Santa!" At one point, we passed a house that had big, lighted balls hanging on a tree. I pointed them out and said, "look at the pretty balls!"

Well, when his mom and dad came by later that evening to pick him up and they asked him what he saw on our walk, he excitedly said, "see Santa's balls!"

And just the other day, when I was putting our grandson down for his nap, he put a finger in one nostril. I was just about to say something to discourage the nose-picking, when he took his finger out. He then put it in the other nostril and said, "try dis one now." I couldn't help but laugh, he was so serious.

Our grandson was a late talker and we couldn't wait for him to talk. Now, we never know what that sweet little guy might say!?!?!?