When is the last time you have a good laugh?

Mmmmm..Ninja-bread. So stealthy and delicious...
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Someone posted a link to awkward family photos on their facebook. The subject matter was pregnant women. I was dying.

The last in person good laugh was when my son wanted my husband to try on his lightning mcqueen knit cap to show that it didn't fit daddy. Husband tried it on and it went on easily. My son got very sad and said "But that's my hat".
 
The last fall-over-crying laugh I had was at the expense of my DD12 while at the mall. She popped a soap sample into her mouth and ran off retching, frantically searching for a trash can while horrified shoppers dodged her. She swore he said "fruit sample" and not "free sample". To be fair, we had just rounded the corner from an active sample hawking food court... I'm sure she's not the first victim. ;)
 

usually within 10 minutes of waking up in the morning. We are a snarky household someone is always saying something really funny.

Lisa
 
Oh my gosh last night! I was chatting with a friend and she made the rudest comment about by sister's ex husband! I was crying I was laughing so hard!!!! And yes he deserved it!!!! :rotfl2:
 
Last night DD11 was upset with DH and I about something, and in dramatic fashion, stomped out to the kitchen door saying "I'm leaving this family."

We heard the jingle bell on the door when she opened it, and then heard it close, followed by her saying "It's raining." :rotfl2:
 
Last night we were driving around looking at Christmas lights. We drove past a house that was decorated and had a dummy hanging from the gutter. Similar to this…

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Now, I'd never seen anything like this before but I immediately knew it was a dummy. The one we saw didn't even have a head, or shoes. It was just a stuffed shirt & pair of pants. DH on the other hand totally bought it. As we drove by I gasped, pointed and said "HOLY COW! Some guy got stuck up there trying to hang up his Christmas lights." DH put the car in park, jumped out and sprinted across the yard to rescue the dummy. O-M-G . I couldn't believe my eyes, I was laughing so hard I couldn't tell him that it was a joke. He was so embarrassed when he got back to the car because the home owner saw him through the window. :rotfl2:

This is the perfect outlet because he will not let me tell anyone we know.
 
At my wife's best friends mother's house. She's 71 and loves romance novels. I commented on how naughty they are. She disagreed. I picked one up, opened it up about half way through the book, and half way down the page found this sentence "her thrusting hips and qwivering lips".......
I think we laughed for 30 minutes straight.
 
today.

A forwarded email from damnyouautocorrect.

I was in tears!! The guy in the Drivers ed car parked across from me must have thought I was insane!
 
The other day I was looking at videos of our last trip to Disney. My DH was trying to learn line dancing with the lifeguards at the pool, I almost fell off my chair laughing - I had forgotten all about it. :lmao:
 
Last night we were driving around looking at Christmas lights. We drove past a house that was decorated and had a dummy hanging from the gutter. Similar to this…

hanging_guy_from_gutter.jpg


Now, I'd never seen anything like this before but I immediately knew it was a dummy. The one we saw didn't even have a head, or shoes. It was just a stuffed shirt & pair of pants. DH on the other hand totally bought it. As we drove by I gasped, pointed and said "HOLY COW! Some guy got stuck up there trying to hang up his Christmas lights." DH put the car in park, jumped out and sprinted across the yard to rescue the dummy. O-M-G . I couldn't believe my eyes, I was laughing so hard I couldn't tell him that it was a joke. He was so embarrassed when he got back to the car because the home owner saw him through the window. :rotfl2:

This is the perfect outlet because he will not let me tell anyone we know.

Some guy in (I think)n California got in big trouble for putting up a display like this. I remember it being on the news last year.

Still funny though...
 
We went to walmart this morning and my ds4 spotted these candy filled reeces and kisses filled candy canes and starts begging me to get one saying I can put it up for Halloween. I agged him on- saying " so you want it as a Halloween present?" and he'd say yes... I'd say- "so you want me to put this up till next October when Halloween comes back around?" and he'd say yes..... He obviously meant Christmas, not Halloween- but I got a kick out of it!
 
Last night, when Dh and I were moaning and groaning to each other about how TERRIBLE our new health insurance is.

I told him that we are going to write "Google" as the kids Pediatrician on their school forms from now on :rotfl2:
 
Driving my youngest son to school this morning and couldn't avoid hitting something in the road. At first I thought it was a black cat, but saw in my rear view that it was a garbage bag.

I turned to my son and said "thank goodness it wasn't a cat".

He replies, yeah, it was probably a bag WITH A CAT INSIDE IT! " :scared1: :rotfl:
 
one week ago on a really cold night when my DS 10 who was incredibly gassy asked me if I thought his fart would freeze like his breath if he farted in the cold....you have to love a 10-year-old boy's thought process.



Dear Mythbusters....
 
Last night we were driving around looking at Christmas lights. We drove past a house that was decorated and had a dummy hanging from the gutter. Similar to this…

hanging_guy_from_gutter.jpg


Now, I'd never seen anything like this before but I immediately knew it was a dummy. The one we saw didn't even have a head, or shoes. It was just a stuffed shirt & pair of pants. DH on the other hand totally bought it. As we drove by I gasped, pointed and said "HOLY COW! Some guy got stuck up there trying to hang up his Christmas lights." DH put the car in park, jumped out and sprinted across the yard to rescue the dummy. O-M-G . I couldn't believe my eyes, I was laughing so hard I couldn't tell him that it was a joke. He was so embarrassed when he got back to the car because the home owner saw him through the window. :rotfl2:

This is the perfect outlet because he will not let me tell anyone we know.

just now....
that picture is hysterical!!!
I have a friend who would've totally fallen for this...LOL
 

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