I think I agree. Thus, the need for two trips.
Not happenin' this year, though. Fall in Magic Kingdom it will be. Christmas will be Disneyed up as best we can at home. Of course, I will not be complaining, because I think a new stocking on the mantle will make things plenty joyful this year.
Okay, picture this - a hobbling woman, one regular leg and one elephant leg showing between her capris cuffs and her
Crocs.
She is corraling in, or attempting to, a giggling group of 'happy' girls.

She is probably not doing a very good job, as some are trying to do this:

to do more of this:
so she resorts to making a purchase of some kind of pretty World Showcase scarves and ties all the girls together by belt loops.
Slowly, but surely, she herds the group out the back gate and leaves them on Beach Club lounge chairs, securing each to their own chair (with the aforementioned pretty scarves

) so that they cannot get up and walk alone for a while.
Before she leaves to hobble back to the bus stop....
no, wait...

...
she gets some cab money from the purse of the one with all the tattoos.

Why should she have to hobble all the way back to the bus stop?

Before she takes the
cab back to Pop, she takes a picture of the Giggly Girl Gang so that they can fully appreciate their evening when they see the pictures the next day.


