What's your funniest t-shirt?

[MouseJunkie]

I have two favorites. One says "It's all about me". The other says "I wish I were Santa he knows where the bad boys live."

 

[Maleficent13]

Ban Plate Tectonics

and

Bad Spellers of the World Untie

Both of these made me

 

[Maleficent13]

Hey! My first ever duplicate post!

 

[barbeml]

I have one that says: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.

People have actually asked if they could buy it from me.

 

[VolleyballQt07]

Not that they're overly hysterical or anything ... but I like two of DS's t-shirts. One reads: Give Blood. Play Hockey.

The other one reads: "This is your brain" and it shows a soccer ball. Then it has "This is your brain on drugs" and it shows a football.

Oh my gosh! I saw a t-shirt that said "This is your brain" and it showed a volleyball and then it said "This is your brain on drugs" and showed a soccer ball!

 

[Belle1962]

Captain Condom says Wrap That Rascal


(I used to work in HIV/AIDS Prevention)

 

[RunDanceSkate]

If figure skating were easy it would be call hockey.

 

[Tazicket]

I have a t-shirt w/ a marshmallow peep on it holding an olive branch in its beak. It says "Give Peeps a chance"

I also have one that is a tribute to Napoleon Dynamite- it says "I <3 tots" with the heart made out of tater tots.

 

[VolleyballQt07]

I don't know if this is appropriate so it might be edited but...........

i saw a shirt that had the words, "I'm up here" across the chest and then there was an arrow pointing up.........

 

[Carys]

I only really have one "funny" shirt, and it says 'People like you are the reason people like me need medication.'

 

[Debbie Jean]

If *ssholes could fly, this place would be an airport

 

[JikoMarie]

Just thought of another one. (I have quite the tee collection.) It says:

Behind every great girl is a guy checking her out.

And it has a picture of a guy from the 50s winking.

I got Dh one last year for his b-day the reads "Shat Happens" written on top of a huge outline of william shatner's head (early Kirk days)...he gets lots of laughs for that one

I want this shirt! I <3 Billy Shat!

 

[LadyyRedd]

I do have a hat (visor) that I love that is yellow with a little picture of Tink on it that says "Searching for Lost Boys"

Kimya

 

[Desiree]

I've got one that has sillouettes (sp?) of 3 gnomes on it. Under it it says, "Just chillin' with my gnomies".

 

[hydster]

I have a few

Sc**w the princess I want to be queen

Jenius.



My 2 favorites are

Keep staring...I might do a trick.

And

They're real but the shirt is fake

 

[BamaBaloo]

My favorite says "Dare not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!"

Yeah, I'm a nerd.

 

[carone0318]

I personal don't own any, but each of my kids do:

My ds (6) has the funniest (to me) shirt it green and says:

I love money with US Mint under it.

It's just too funny, because it is so true.

My dd (10) has the most appropriate shirt for her:

Talking is not a crime!

If you knew her, you would appreciate at the shirt. She's a blabber.....

I never owned it, but from my college days when I was at Seton Hall there was a t-shirt that on the front said Georgetown sucks - and on the back said, but Syracuse swallows. Inappropriate yes, but during basketball season - hysterical, especially as a college student.

 

[DizBelle]

DH saw it at the gym:

"By reading this shirt you have given me temporary control of your mind."

 

[lucyanna girl]

DD has one that says "What if the Hocky Pocky IS what it's all about?"

Penny

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

My favorite is my shirt featuring Ralph Wiggum in exercise wear, which reads "Drop it like it's hot". Wearing that one to dance class tonight!

I recently purchased:

Also on my shopping list, for when I am less poor:

I think this is my favorite shirt ever!

I should come with some kind of nerd warning label.