whats your favourite sayings on rides

[eyeore]

1. jungle cruise. when getting off the boat: "skipper dan will help you out by the rear, not that rear ma am, this is adventureland not fantasyland". 2. jungle cruise. "as you climb aboard our boat this afternoon, please lower your head and watch your step, if you forget to lower your head and watch your step, please lower your voice and watch your language after you bump your head".

i love disney but also universal and at the horror make up show in universal the line "this isnt disney, we dont have to be nice to you" is another favourite.

 

[kaybird]

Also from Jungle cruise-"We are now passing Schweitzer Falls, named for that famous humanitarian... Albert Falls."

 

[DeblovesPoohbear]

From Haunted Mansion: "This chamber has no windows and no doors,
which offers you this chilling challenge, TO FIND A WAY OUT!
Of course, there's always MY WAY MMMAAAAA HHHAAAAAAA"

( I need help)

 

[newharmony]

Actually DH's favorite...from POTC..."Here kitty, kitty, kitty"!

 

[2BusyPlanning]

"Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow. Your party from Saturn has arrived. Please give them a ring" - TTA (The Peoplemover)

 

[Hockey Ninja]

From Mission Space:

"Mars Team, you're on the clock!"

"It's Go Time!"

"Watch the barrier!" (This is funny mainly because Gary Sinise is yelling it as your spaceship is bouncing OVER said barrier.)


From Big Thunder Mountain Railroad:

"This here's the fastest ride in the wilderness!"


From Haunted Mansion:

"I will pull it down for you."


From Small World:

"Run away! Run away!"
(Oh wait, that wasn't part of the ride, that was my brother and me. Never mind.)


Edited to add: And how could I forget the Monorail? "Please stand clear of the doors!"

 

[Doc CW]

The monorail saying ( I'm not even gonna try to spell it).

Dinosaur:

"their not gonna make it, their not gonna make it!!!!!!! ..... Oh you made it, I knew you would."

 

[stitchlet]

They don't play it anymore, but I used to like on the monorail when Stitch would say "Welcome to Stitch Kingdom!" please watch your head and then Stitch would yell "I hit my head!"

 

[bytheblood]

Please stand clear of the doors.
Por favor manténganse alejado de las puertas.


This chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge...To find a way out.
Of course, there's always my way! Muahahahahahaha!


Not a script or saying, but the music from Soarin'. LOVE IT!!!

 

[NikkiLovesWDW!]

Dinosaur:

"their not gonna make it, their not gonna make it!!!!!!! ..... Oh you made it, I knew you would."

Every once in a while I shout out, "Not our dino!"

I also love "Are you seeing an increase in lateral forces? Sure am!" from Test Track and of course "You are not the first to pass this way....."

Really there are so many that I find myself saying on a daily basis!

 

[Tiggerkeeper]

We spent a trip listening to DS and friend repeating "We wants the redhead" from Pirates over and over and over and over again!

 

[auntread]

Oh there are soooooooooo many!!!! lots were already mentioned, but:

favorite of all time:: from HM:
I will pull it down for you!

from Peter Pan's Flight:
"here we go-oo!"

from CoP
"No privacy at all around here"

from Ellen's Energy Adventure:
"we had a great nickname for her.....Stupid Judy"

 

[cousinbb]

"Dead men tell no tales" from POTC ride.

"Please don't throw me in the briar bush!" Splash Mountain

 

[bytheblood]

In Haunted Mansion Holiday, I like "A Coffin Jack Says, Makes a Fine Christmas Present"

 

[PirateMel]

Step into the Dead Center of the room ....

 

[tiggerx3]

Por favor manténganse alejado de las puertas.

I bought a shirt for my DH with that saying on it.

 

[Davey-D-99]

How about the bus "ride"...

"Hello everyone, and welcome aboard the Walt Disney World transportation system...We're on our way to the Magic Kingdom"

Loved hearing that first thing in the morning!!!

 

[GarrettJD]

"Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas."

"Attention Spaceship Earth travellers. Please remain seated. Your time machine is rotating backwards for your return journey to Earth."

"Welcome aboard the Walt Disney World express monorail, your highway in the sky to the Magic Kingdom."

"Stopping in the middle is distinctly unpatriotic."

"Hey! Look at the guy in the Goofy mask.
That's not a mask!
Oh. Sorry, lady! Ha, ha, ha!"

"This, as you may recognize, is a maintenance service elevator, still in operation, waiting for you."

"You are not the first to pass this way. Nor shall you be the last."

"Now approaching Mickey's Star Traders"

"And now, the Magic Kingdom proudly presents, in a million points of musical light, the magical worlds of Disney, in Spectromagic!"

"Flash photography? I wouldn't. It alters the homing signal and that's not good!"

"Soarin' to tower. You are cleared for takeoff."

And my all time favorite:

"Good evening, and welcome.

We are gathered here tonight, around the fire, where people of all lands have gathered for thousands and thousands of years before us, to share the light, and to share a story. An amazing story, as old as time itself, but still being written. And though each of us has our own individual stories to tell, a true adventure emerges when we bring them all together as one.

I hope you enjoy our story tonight. Reflections Of Earth.

*poof*"

(yes, I did the last one from memory. )

 

[Shelton123]

"You are now entering.... THE TWILIGHT ZONE!"

 

[jimmytammy]

From Journey Into Your Imagination

Welcome, welcome , welcome!!