whats your favourite sayings on rides

[donaldtutter]

"welcome to my park" Rizzo in Muppets dressed as Mickey

" you are safely seated safely inside the theater safely" Dr Nigel Channing

 

[DisneyGirlie]

How about the bus "ride"...

"Hello everyone, and welcome aboard the Walt Disney World transportation system...We're on our way to the Magic Kingdom"

Loved hearing that first thing in the morning!!!

I totally agree! The whole "We're on our way to the Magic Kingdom" just builds so much excitement at the start of the day."
Eveyrone has already put a lot of my favorites down like from HM and Test Track and Peter Pan's Flight. But two others that come to my mind are at the end of the HM when the woman is saying final arrangements can be made etc. etc. and I love from TTA the "Now approaching Mickey's Star Traders."

 

[ArabianNights]

I love in Philharmagic when Goofy tells you to "Put on your Oper-ee glasses"

 

[JulielovesDisney]

"Now approaching Mickey's Startraders. The crew at Mickey's Startraders will glady rocket ship to any planet in the galaxy."
-TTA

"This, as you may recognize, is a maintenance service elevator. Still in operation. Waiting for you."
-Tower of Terror

"I'm gonna need a stretch. Better make it a super stretch."
-Rock n Roller Coaster

"Buuuuuunnnnyyyy!"
-Muppet Vision 3D
(Makes me crack up!)

 

[Harvestmooner]

"Paging Mr. Morrow, Mister Tom Morrow, your party from Saturn has arrived-please give them a ring" my daughter and I wait for this every single time on the TTA!!! We love it!!!!

 

[bytheblood]

I love in Philharmagic when Goofy tells you to "Put on your Oper-ee glasses"

Yep - LOVE that too.

 

[tinkfan355]

One of my favorites is...
You are now entering the Twighlight Zone!
oh! and also...
Dead men tell no tales!

 

[Figment's Friend]

Por favor manténganse alejado de las puertas.

I bought a shirt for my DH with that saying on it.

Great shirt and great of you for thinking to put it on there!

I also love from Sam Eagle of Muppets Vision 3d, "a salute to all countries but mostly America."

 

[Mr. & Mrs. Smith]

These are great! Keep 'em coming.

 

[GarrettJD]

A few more--

"A kingdom full of endless dreams for every girl and boy
Wondrous lands of make believe will fill your heart with joy"

"Welcome to Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress. Boy, you're in for a real treat."

"Now, I will raise the safety bar, and a ghost will follow you home!"

Jungle cruise skipper:
"Did you all have a great time on the Jungle Cruise!
Great! Now, (abruptly), GET OUT!
(apologetically) Oh, wait, I'm so sorry! Where's my Disney Hospitality?
(pause)
GET OUT! And have a magical day!"

"Cleared for Track Course A.
All right, let's pick up the pace!"

"And of course NOBODY locks their doors in New York."

 

[dizlizzy223]

"Pick another test...<<crash>>" from Test Track
"puh puh puh please don't throw me into the Briar Patch" and "Go SFU" from Splash Mountain
"Ladies and gentlemen this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. We're going to view... the backside of water" Jungle Cruise

 

[tinkfan355]

I also love from Sam Eagle of Muppets Vision 3d, "a salute to all countries but mostly America."

HAHA!!! This one makes me crack up!

 

[Aimbier31]

ok all mine are from tha great movie ride( i know the whole script from this ride)

Hello everyone and welcome to The Great Movie Ride! Once again, my name is _______ and I'll be taking you from this Hollywood soundstage right into some of the greatest movies of all time ... and just between you and me, this is no ordinary tour so you won't be seeing these movies in the ordinary way, it'll be as if you're in the movies!

Red light? I hate red lights! Watch this, Mack. <shoots out the red light> No more red light! Sorry boys, but it's time to go.

This is "Alien". You are with Sigourney Weaver aboard the spaceship Nostromo. Something has gone wrong. One by one, the crew has vanished, and somewhere in the ship, a terrifying creature waits to claim its next victim.

Look, dere he is again! Hey lady, I think he likes ya. <laughs>

 

[JumpinBrerJenkins]

You are about to discover what lies beyond the fifth dimension, beyond the deepest, darkest corner of the imagination . . . in the Tower of Terror.

 

[MountainMan73]

"Now approaching Mickey's Star Traders"

"This is something they dont tell you about in any guidebook"

"I give you 'the backside of water'"

(idk if this counts but the sound of the glass breaking as you exit the blue tunnel in SM)

"I'll show you a laughin place"

". . .that includes these little beauties" (in the Soarin pre-video)

"and NOW you will deal with ME, and all the powers of MY IMAGINATION!!!"

(all of the people running up to "Indiana Jones" after the boulder rolls over him)

"Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor manténganse alejado de las puertas."

"Let's proceed to the rough road tests"

 

[splashmtrider]

My Favorite Saying

JIMMY: Your turn Grandma. Let's switch the image over to the TV, so the resident flying ace can show you how it work. Now, it's a little tricky. Just use your game glove to fly behind the other guy and then blast him with your laser blaster!
GRANDMA: Laser blaster? Well, I'll give it a try.
JIMMY: Take a look around Grandma. You're in the ship.
GRANDMA: I feel like I'm really there!
JIMMY: Okay, get ready, you're about to blast off!
GRANDMA: Here goes nothing.
JIMMY: Alright, here he comes! Ooh, you missed him. You're going to loose him Grandma! Bank to the right! Ooo! Good shot!
GRANDMA: Did you see that?!
JIMMY: Dad, Grandma's up to 550 points!
FATHER: Did you say 550? Man, she's getting the hang of that thing.
OVEN: Temperature increased to 550.
JIMMY: Hey check it out dad. Grandma's up to 975 points.
FATHER: Wow! 975.
OVEN: Temperature increased to 975. Overload-- overload...
SARAH: John, what's wrong with the oven?
FATHER: Well-- UH...
OVEN: Bake Mode complete. Enjoy your meal.
PATRICIA: Anyone for pizza?
SARAH: Another Christmas turkey ruined.
GRANDMA: Man what a game! I really smoked those guys. Looks like I'm resident flying ace now.

Carousel of Progress

 

[stopher1]

"...wall to wall creeps, and hot & cold running chills - SHHHH, listen..."