"Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas."
"Attention Spaceship Earth travellers. Please remain seated. Your time machine is rotating backwards for your return journey to Earth."
"Welcome aboard the Walt Disney World express monorail, your highway in the sky to the Magic Kingdom."
"Stopping in the middle is distinctly unpatriotic."
"Hey! Look at the guy in the Goofy mask.
That's not a mask!
Oh. Sorry, lady! Ha, ha, ha!"
"This, as you may recognize, is a maintenance service elevator, still in operation, waiting for you."
"You are not the first to pass this way. Nor shall you be the last."
"Now approaching Mickey's Star Traders"
"And now, the Magic Kingdom proudly presents, in a million points of musical light, the magical worlds of Disney, in Spectromagic!"
"Flash photography? I wouldn't. It alters the homing signal and that's not good!"
"Soarin' to tower. You are cleared for takeoff."
And my all time favorite:
"Good evening, and welcome.
We are gathered here tonight, around the fire, where people of all lands have gathered for thousands and thousands of years before us, to share the light, and to share a story. An amazing story, as old as time itself, but still being written. And though each of us has our own individual stories to tell, a true adventure emerges when we bring them all together as one.
I hope you enjoy our story tonight. Reflections Of Earth.
*poof*"
(yes, I did the last one from memory.

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