Oh I totally forgot the "Anal Retentive Chef"!!!!!! Last night's episode was so funny too. I laughed so hard with "Colonel Angus" and the "Cow Bell".......
I've never seen the whole skit, just part of it from an Anniversary Special......"The Male Synchronized Swimmers". With some guy and Martin Short playing the guy who can't swim.
I love the Mango skits, like the one where David Duchovny saves Mango's life then falls in love with him or When Ben Afleck pretends to be Matt Damon to win Mango's heart. LOL.
"Can you take the blue from the sky? Can you put the wind in your pocket? Can you catch a rainbow? No! Such is Mango!"
"No Mango for you! Why must I be Mango? Why I ask? Why, God, why? Why can't I be someone normal like John Ritter?"
"You thought what? That I was what? A ****-gay wee-hoo! NO! Mango is as straight as they come!"
One day I was going to take my son to Disneyland. But, instead I took him to an old burned down barn and said, "Oh no, Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but deep down I knew he was alright.
Originally posted by Beth76 And now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy.....
One day I was going to take my son to Disneyland. But, instead I took him to an old burned down barn and said, "Oh no, Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but deep down I knew he was alright.
Does anyone else remember that skit, I think it may have been Andy Kaufman but I'm not sure, where he cuts the shape of this shoes out of the automatic door pad? Then anywhere he goes doors open for him, lights change, etc? I was telling my husband about it just the other day and he looked at me like I was nuts!
I also loved Rosanne Rosanna Dana, Landshark, and Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat!
I can't believe no one's mentioned:
"We are 2 wild and crazy guys!"..."Foxes!"
Weren't Dan Ahkroyd and Steve Martin Czeckoslavakian "swingers"? That used to crack me up.
Pete Schwetty!!! Alec Baldwin and the 2 ladies on NPR talking about his "Schwetty Weiner" and Schwetty Balls" I couldn't believe they got away with that on tv!!!
I'm glad they finally did a best of Christopher Walken episode. I love The Continental sketch. It has been an enduring favorite. The Chippendales audition and Jingleheimer Junction sketches always leaving my sides hurting, too.
Mine is Massive Headwound Harry. Dana Carvey was Harry and he had a big bloody wound on his head. He walked around and grossed people out at a party. The funniest part was when a dog started chewing and eating his headwound! I guess it was made from strawberry jam or something.
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