What's your favorite movie quote?

[NHAnn]

Originally posted by Disney Doll
"I'll have what she's having." --Older woman in the deli in "When Harry Met Sally" after Meg Ryan's famous fake org*** scene.

That's mine too! The actress is Olympia Dukakis

These are hilarious, and I haven't even seen half the movies !

 

[Sal]

"Pain heals.........chicks dig scars.........glory lasts forever."

The Replacements

 

[heart4dis]

"I've got a pool...and a pond...the pond would be good for you." --Chevy Chase, Caddyshack

"It was short...we loved it!" The Hecklers, Muppet Christmas Carol

"Sid, your Pop-Tarts are ready!" --Sid's never-seen mother, Toy Story

"It's only a flesh wound." --Monty Python's Holy Grail

"You'll get nothing and you'll like it." --Caddyshack

Pumba, to you, everything is gas." --Timone, Lion King

 

[Nagle]

A little long but,

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.


(Carl the greenskeeper from Caddyshack)

 

[Diane]

Steel Magnolias
Ouiser: He’s a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.

Truvy: In a good shoe I take a 6, but a 7 feels so good, I buy a size 8. Clairee: They’re 8 and half. Truvy: Perfect!

Forrest Gump: Sometimes there just aren’t enough rocks.

Raising Arizona
Well it ain’t Ozzie and Harriet.

Gone With the Wind
Fiddle-dee-dee!
As God as my witness. As God as my witness, they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again! No nor any of my folk! If I have to lie, cheat, steal or kill, as God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!!

 

[Dopey & Grumpy]

One of my favorite lines is from one of the M*A*S*H shows on TV where Hot Lips says to BJ: "Maybe you do have the most to lose but that's only because you have the most". I absolutely loved that episode.

 

[julie_yet]

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I love Olympia Dukakis' line in Moonstruck.
"Old man, if you give those dogs anymore of my food I'll kick you 'til you're dead!"[/color]

 

[disykat]

Originally posted by NHAnn
That's mine too! The actress is Olympia Dukakis

These are hilarious, and I haven't even seen half the movies !

I was going to use that quote from "When Harry Met Sally" too. I'm pretty sure it wasn't Olympia Dukakis though. I think Robb Reiner directed the film and the person playing that one line role was actually his mother. I saw that on an interview - if my memory serves me right.

The other memorable line for me was "Serpentine!" from a silly Peter Falk/Alan Arkin movie called "The Inlaws".

 

[browneyes]

Originally posted by JohnTBap
"We'll always have Paris."

I love that line from Casablanca too.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

"people come and go so quickly around here" Dorothy in Wizard of Oz
"you people make my a** twitch" Meg Ryan in French Kiss
also previously mentioned from Shrek "That'll do donkey, that'll do"

 

[becka]

I love the movie Airplane and I think it has so many really great lines. One of my favorite parts is this:

Tower : Flight 2-0-9er, you're cleared for take off.
Oever : Roger!
Murdock : Huh?
Tower : L.A. departure frequency 1-2-3 point 9er.
Oever : Roger!
Murdock : Huh?
: Re-quest Vector, over!
Oever : What?
Tower : 2-0-9er clear for vector 2-3-4.
Murdock : We have clearance Clarence.
Oever : Roger, Roger. What's our Vector Victor?
Tower : Tower's radio clearance, over!
Oever : That's Clarence Oever! Oever.
Tower : Roger.
Murdock : Huh?
Tower : Roger, over.
Murdock : Huh?
Oever : Huh?

 

[disneefamily]

Disnee Dad Says..............................................FRom the movie Arthur.

Fiance. Take my hand.
Arthur. That would leave you with one!

Fiance. Haven't you had enough?
Arthur. I want more than enough!

Arthur. You know the worst part about being me?
Butler. I would imagine your breath!

Liza. I like a living room you can land a plane in.

Girl of the night. It's gonna cost you a hundred dollars.
Arthur. Oh, really, what time do you get off work! I'm kidding, lets make it two hundred but I will ask you to simonize my car! Give her friend a hundred, she came in second. Tell me, has there been a death in the family, this is funny stuff.

 

[madcoco]

Jurassic Park.

"Yes, John. But when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

Dr Malcome Jeff Goldblum

 

[CourtasanSatine]

not a quote but still cool

Toad spinning the pole in front of the elevator in X-Men

 

[olena]

"I've got a very bad feeling about this."- all Star wars movies

 

[scarlett873]

OMG...my DH is the master of movie quotes...

my faves...big shockers here, i'm sure...

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" Rhett to Scarlett in GWTW
"I can't think about that now. I'll think about that tomorrow" Scarlett in GWTW
"Fiddle dee dee!" Scarlett in GWTW

SCARLETT: Rhett, I really can't go on accepting these gifts. Though you are awfully kind.
RHETT: I'm not kind, I'm just tempting you. I never give
anything without expecting something in return. I always
get paid.
SCARLETT: If you think I'll marry you just to pay for the
bonnet, I won't.
RHETT: Don't flatter yourself, I'm not a marrying man.
SCARLETT: Well, I won't kiss you for it, either.
RHETT: Open your eyes and look at me. No, I don't think
I will kiss you. Although you need kissing badly. That's
what's wrong with you. You should be kissed, and often,
and by someone who knows how.
SCARLETT: And I suppose that you think that you are
the proper person.
RHETT: I might be, if the right moment ever came.
SCARLETT: You're a conceited, black- hearted varmint,
Rhett Butler, and I don't know why I let you come and see
me.
RHETT: I'll tell you why, Scarlett. Because I'm the only
man over sixteen and under sixty who's around to show
you a good time.


edited to add:
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner" Partirck Swayze in Dirty Dancing

 

[RUDisney]

"Be the ball." Chevy Chase, Caddyshack. One of those lines that really expresses my point to my staff sometimes. Sometimes, you just have to 'be the ball.'

 

[browneyes]

You remember how to whistle don't you? Just put your lips together...and blow. ~To Have & to Have Not

There's no place like home. Wizard of Oz

 

[nkjzmom]

Wow...this was really busy over the weekend!!! I'm loving all the quotes. Here's some more...

Princess Bride:
"Wuv, twue wuv"
"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!!!"

LOTR: TTT:
Gimli, "What's happening out there?"
Legolas, "Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?"

 

[Mickeyfaniam]

From Vertical Limit.....

After hearing Peter's plans, Cyril comments, "One hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?"