What's your favorite movie quote?

Jips, you got my favourite character to quote. Just about anything he says is a scream in the Vacation movies.

My other favourite is from Slapshot,"Call Detroit, tell them bull****. Trade me right ****ing now!!!!!". Actually most of the movie cracks me up, but it can't be quoted here. Almost everything the french goalie says just about brings me to tears.
 
"I'm gonna make him an offer he cannot refuse"

or any other quotes from The Godfather. :)
 
Nagle my favorite quote is Steve Martin at the car rental counter in Planes, Trains and Automobiles, but there's no use typing it here because the whole thing would be censored.

LOL
 
"I'll have what she's having." --Older woman in the deli in "When Harry Met Sally" after Meg Ryan's famous fake org*** scene.
 

Originally posted by Towncrier
"Badges??? We don't need no stinkin' badges."

(Or any other quote from Blazing Saddles)

Remember the 'in the dressing room scene?" Lilly says to the sheriff, "Is it true what they say about you people?", then the lights go out and she says......"It's Twue, it's twue" the next line was the only one that got cut from the movie (I heard it from Gene Wilder on In the actors studio) but it's a little risque for the Dis. Oh also "He must have an enormous schwanschtugger" from Young Frankenstein.
 
Kteacher, I agree that is my fave( Snap out of it- Cher in Moonstruck.
) I was going to post it but figured no one would know it. Too Funny there are 2 of us who like the same line.

I also like, Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn. &

Toto, I have the feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
 
Pretty much all of the dialogue from Steel Magnolias cracks me up. Here are a few of my favorites:

"It looks like two pigs, fighting under a blanket."

"Pink my foot! The entire sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto Bismol."

"Ouiser, you know I love you more than my luggage."
 
Here's a few off the top of my head...
"Oh no, it's K-K-K-Ken c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!" - Fish Called Wanda

"A hospital? What is it?!" "It's a building with patients in it, but that's not important right now" - Airplane!

"Oh, we have both kinds, country & western" - Blues Brothers

"No ticket!" - Indiana Jones & Last Crusade

"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing." - Big Lebowski
 
Kteacher & MAC3 - I too was going to post "snap out of it" as Moonstruck is my absolute favorite movie.

ead79 - I agree about Steel Magnolias, great one liners throughout for sure!

"I can jog to Texas and back...but my daughter can't!" "I want to know WHY??? WHY???" gets me every time :rolleyes:
 
"...Blooka!" Young Frankenstein Marty Feldman (Igor) makes the horses nay and whinny.

I always thought that entire scene was too much. :)
 
I wish I could remember it but part of my favorite qupte cmes from Kevin costner in Bull Durham when he is talking to Susan Sarandon. It goes something like this I like slow wet deep passionate kisses that last for ???
 
Not word for word but:

"Excuse me, it's time for my daughter's shot. You can give her her shot now. It's time. It's time for my daughter's shot! She's been waiting. It's time for her shot now. Someone give my daughter her shot NOW!!!!! Thank you"

Aurora in "Terms of Endearment".
 
Mine would have to be..."Frankly, Scarlett! I don't give a damn!"

And if DH were here, I KNOW it would be..."Go ahead, make my day!" :teeth:
 
I think this is from 16 Candles. Someone is wearing a God-awful hat and the sister that is getting married and is totally wasted is walking down the aisle and she says to the woman wearing the hat, "Love the teapot." Everytime my sisters and I see someone wearing an awful hat, we say, "love the teapot."

Another is from Steel Magnolias where Shirley Mclain is serving up that armadillo groom's cake and Tom Skerritt asks for a piece and she hacks off the butt end of the armadillo and he says something to the effect of , "Thanks Ouiser, Nothing like a piece of ***."
 
Pretty much every darn of Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail could be here, but to name a few...

"You must fetch us.... a shrubbery!!"
"So if she....weighs the same as a duck...."
"And now for Scene 24, which is a very nice scene with some lovely acting..."


plus...
"Truth, Beauty, Freedom, and above all things, Love"-Moulin Rouge

"You're late"-Legolas in Two Towers when Aragorn shows up
"Buckleberry ferry. Follow me!"- The way Dom says this in Fellowship of the Ring cracks me up every single time.
"What you are saying makes no sense to me, but then again, you are very small"-Treebeard in Two Towers

How funny, I have so many favorite movie quotes, but once I started writing this post, I blanked! I'll add later as they come to me!
 
My favorite line is from Conan the Barbarian when Thulsa Doom (James Earl Jones) asks Conan "What is Steel, Compared to the hand that wields it?"

Another fav is from Breaker Morant. The title character's last words to the firing squad about to execute him... "Shoot straight you b*******, don't make a mess of it!"
 
Go on Sam,ask Rosie for a dance:LOTR:FOTR

It's me
Prove it
You're a ----
Ok

X-men:Cyclops and Wolverine

You're Late:TTT
 
Originally posted by Disney Doll
"I'll have what she's having." --Older woman in the deli in "When Harry Met Sally" after Meg Ryan's famous fake org*** scene.

Thats actually Rob Reiners ( the producer) mom in that part! :) LOL I always thought that was hilarious!!


One of my all time favourite movies is The american President! I dont know why but this is in my top ten here area few quotes..


[President Shepherd watches his opponent's campaign ad.]
Andrew Shepherd: Wait, wait, here comes my favorite part.
Bob Rumson: My name is Bob Rumson, and I'm running for President!
Andrew Shepherd: Sure glad he cleared that up, 'cause those people were about to buy some Amway products!



Lewis: Who're we calling, sir?
Andrew: I'm calling the organization of the United Brotherhood of It's None of Your Damn Business, Lewis. I'll be with you in a second

Andrew Shepherd: I want to buy her some flowers. That's what men do when they break a date.
Robin McCall: That's not what men do. I know no men who do that.


Beth: The man is the leader of the free world. He's brilliant. He's funny. He's an above average dancer. Isn't it possible our standards are just a tad high?

President Andrew Shepard:
For the last several months Senator Rumsfeld has suggested that being president of this country was to a certain extent about character. And while I have been unwilling to engage in his attacks on me, I have been here three years and three days and I can say without hesitation that being president of this country is entirely about character....America isn't easy. America, is advanced citizenship ... you've got to want it bad ... because its gonna put up a fight. Its gonna say you want free speech? Then lets see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil who's standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. Its gonna say you want to claim this land is the land of the free? Then the symbol of your country cannot just be a flag. The symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Now show me that; defend that; celebrate that in your classrooms ... then you can stand up here and claim that this is the land of the free. I've known Bob Rumsfeld for years and I've been acting under the assumption that the reason Bob devoted so much time and energy shouting at the rain was because he simply didn't get it. Well, I was wrong, Bob's problem isn't that he doesn't get it, Bob's problem is that he can't sell it. He is interested in two things and two things only ... making you afraid of it and telling you whose to blame for it ... that ladies and gentlemen is how you win elections. You gather a group of middle aged, middle class, middle income voters who remember with longing an easier time and to preach to them about American values and character. An then you flash an old photo of the presidents girlfriend and you tell them she's to blame for their rotten lives ... and you go on television and you call her a *****. Sidney Ellen Wade has done nothing to you Bob. She has done nothing but put herself through school, protect the interests of American school teachers and lobby for the safety of our natural resources. You want a character debate Bob, then you'd better stick with me ... because Sidney Ellen Wade is way out of your league. I've loved two women in my life. I lost one to cancer ... and I lost the other because I was so busy keeping my job, that I forgot to do my job. Well that end right now. Tomorrow the White House is sending a bill to Congress for its consideration ... House Resolution 455, an energy bill, calling for a twenty percent reduction in the emissions of fossil fuels over the next ten years. It is by far, the most aggressive stride ever taken to attempt to reverse the affects of global warming. The other piece of legislation is the crime bill. As of today, it no longer exists. I'm throwing it out. I'm throwing it out and writing a law that makes sense. You cannot address crime prevention without getting rid of assault weapons and handguns. I consider them a threat to national security and I will go door to door if I have to but I'm gonna convince Americans that I'm right and I'm gonna get the guns. We've got serious problems and we need serious people. And if you want to talk about character and American values Bob, fine ... but you'd better come at me with more than a burning flag and a membership card, you just tell me where and when and I'll show up. This is a time for serious people Bob and your fifteen minutes are up. My name is Andrew Shepherd and I am the President.




Ok that last one is really long but its one f the best all time quotes IMHO :)
 












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