What's Your Favorite Line From A movie?

[E&B's Mom]

Alot of great lines in Steel Magnolias. My personal favorite is Darryl Hannah "But I assure you, Miss Truvy, my personal tragedies will have no interference with my ability to do good hair!"

 

[Justhope]

O K My favorite right now is from Sweet Home Alabama

I might talk slow but I ain't stupid.

Do you think I ind that so funny because I live in Tennessee, are they makin fun of me???lol

Hope

 

[dennis99ss]

What's a yoot? My cousin vinny

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

Some of my favorites have already been mentioned -- Obi-Wan's observation of Mos Eisley from Star Wars, Inigo Montoya's line from Princess Bride.

How about this from Empire Strikes Back, when the Empire is invading the rebel base on Hoth --
Han: "We don't have time to discuss this in committee!"
Leia: "I am NOT a committee!"

And this reminds me of a similar quote from Phantom Menace --
Amidala: "I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee!"

From Apollo 13 -- "Failure is not an option."

From We Were Soldiers -- "I can't promise you that I will bring you all home alive. But this I swear... when we go into battle, I will be the first to step on the field and I will be the last to step off. And I will leave no one behind... dead or alive. We will all come home together."

From Young Frankenstein: "What knockers!" "Oh, thank you, Doctor." and "Igor, help me with the bags" "Okay, you get the blonde and I'll get the one in the turban."

 

[philaround]

also from Young Frankenstein
Igor: What hump?

 

[philaround]

how about Robin Hood Men in Tights
Richard Lewis as Prince John
Mole? I've got a mole?

 

[BobbinWeez]

From Goonies "Hey you guys!!!" ( the big ugly dude, i can't remember his name)
"It's Chunk!.." "that's Captain Chunk to you!"

From Corky Romano
"You guys want some cookies?" Chris Kattan cracks me up...I laughed so hard at the opening of that movie when he was singing Take On Me by a-ha...I laughed until I cried.

From Rio Bravo
Walter Brennan is making fun of John Wayne...
"I told you to get back in there" (a much better line when you watch the movie)

From Miss Congeniality (the whole movie is great...I am so that character...but here are a few favs)
"I'm gliding here, a$*hole!"

The whole scene in the bar when Sandra Bullock meets Benjamin Bratts date.
When she gets the ice cream..."I'm gonna get chipfaced."

 

[Pugdog007]

From Vacation:

The smashed our old car like a pancake!

You may think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it.

Are you happy now Clark? She's deaf.

I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper... does just fine by itself.

From A Few Good Men:

I want the truth. You can't handle the truth!

I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me...

From An Officer and a Gentleman:

I got nowhere else to go!

 

[Luvinit]

From Breakfast Club:

"You mess with the bull, you get the horns"

"PB&J with the crust cut off"

 

[disnee15]

Stephen: The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's
drawn the finest people.

Lochlan (To William): Where is thy salute?

William: For presenting yourselves on this battlefield, I give you
thanks.

Lochlan: This is our army. To join it you give homage.

William: I give homage to Scotland. And if this is your army, why does
it go?

Veteran soldier: We didn't come here to fight for them.

Young soldier: Home. The English are too many.

William: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace.

Young soldier: William Wallace is 7 feet tall.

William: Yes, I've heard. He kills men by the hundreds, and if he were
here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts
of lightning from his ****. I am William Wallace, and I see a whole

army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come

to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with
that freedom? Will you fight?

Veteran soldier: Fight against that? No, we will run, and we will live.

William: Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while.
And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to
trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one
chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take
our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?! Alba gu bra! (Scotland

forever!)

(The Scots cheer "Alba gu bra" repeatedly)

My all time favorite movie ever!!

 

[MrsPotatoHead]

Jack Nicholson in As Good as it Gets -- "You make me want to be a better man"

Jack again in About Schmidt -- "Dear Ndugu"

And having been a teenager in the 80's, one of my all time favorite lines that we still say today is from Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High -- "Dude.... You Drive, I'll naaahvigate"

Oh, and one of the funniest lines from Steel Magnolias -- "Honey, if you don't have anything nice to say about someone, come sit by me"

 

[CourtasanSatine]

I can't sing(and actually sounds pretty good):Carmen in Spy Kids 2

Alan Crumming singing Isle of Lost Dreams:Spy Kids 2

 

[TDC Nala]

When I was bored in college lectures, I used to write out the entire Holy Hand Grenade routine from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

Another vote for "You're gonna need a bigger boat" from Jaws.

Animal House: "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

My favorite line from"Jurassic Park:" "Yeah, John, but when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

From "The Wizard of Oz:" "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."

From "Men in Black": "We're from the FBI, ma'am. We don't have a sense of humor that we know of."

From "Monty Python's Life of Brian": Brian is addressing a crowd:

Brian: You've all got to learn to think for yourselves!
Crowd (in unison): Yes! We've all got to learn to think for ourselves!
Brian: You're all individuals!
Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!
Voice from the back of the crowd: I'm not.

 

[Buz]

Originally posted by s&k'smom
"What we have here is a failure to communicate" from a Paul Newman movie I can't remember the name.

Cool Hand Luke, the warden (Strother Martin) talking to Luke after recapture.

One of my favorites is "Wind the frog!" from Toy Story.

Buz

 

[rae519]

And who can forget the narrator in "Beauty and the Beast" informing us that the prince was,

"selfish, selfcentered and spoiled"!

To wit, my DD said, "Just like brother!"

Now that was funny!

Rae

 

[bratus913]

Waynes World - "If you're gonna spew, spew in this"

Tommy Boy - (singing) "Fat man in a little coat" and "LOTS of people go to school for 7 years!!! - Yeah, they're called DOCTORS"

WAY too many from Tommy Boy to mention - that movie is one great line after another!

 

[Pete's Mom]

Robin Hood - Men in Tights

[Blinkin, the blind man, is up in a perch looking out for strangers.]
Robin Hood: Blinkin! What are you doing?
Blinkin: Guessing. I guess no one's coming.

Blinkin: Oh Master Robin!
[hugging a statue]
Blinkin: You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'm over here.

Blinkin: This never would have happened if your father was alive.
Robin Hood: He's dead?
Blinkin: Yes.
Robin Hood: And my mother?
Blinkin: She died of pneumonia while -- oh, you were away!
Robin Hood: My three brothers?
Blinkin: Died of the plague.
Robin Hood: My dog Pogo?
Blinkin: Run over by a carriage.
Robin Hood: My goldfish Goldie?
Blinkin: Eaten by the cat.
Robin Hood: My cat?
Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish. Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?

Man in church: Hey Abbot!
Abbot: I hate that guy!

[Preparing to ravish Maid Marian.]
Sherrif of Rottingham: A chastity belt! That's really going to chafe my willy!

 

[Itsanalias]

From City Slickers - "If hate were people, I would be China!"

Same scene - Wife - "I'm calling my daddy." Stern - "Don't you call Mr. Levine."

Fast Times At Ridgemont High - "I've been thinking about that, Mr. Hand. If you're here, and I'm here, wouldn't that make this our time? So, what's wrong with a little feast on our time?"

Jerry McGuire - "Sorry about the hand." ~Renee Zellweger shys away~ "I feel like Clarence Thomas." "Don't feel like Clarence Thomas. I might not sue."

Bull Durham - "From what I hear, Meat, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a F'ing boat."

"Hit the mascot."

There's just waaaaaay too many good ones to list. I could be here all day.

 

[FergieTCat]

"Surely, you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." -- Airplane (The tag fairy already added that to my profile!)

"Today was a bad day to give up drinking." -- Airplane

"Walk this way ... no, no, this way!" -- Young Frankenstein

"Round up the usual suspects." -- Casablanca

"Louie, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship." -- Casablanca (best last line of a movie!!)

 

[delikado]

From Tommy Boy:

Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard Hayden: No, your face does.

bratus913 is right; Tommy Boy is a virtual minefield of priceless lines!

From Ace Ventura: Pet Detective:

Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

From High Fidelity:

Rob: Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have sh*t for brains.

From Say Anything:

Lloyd Dobler: She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.