Cindy -- I'd forgotten that one, but didn't it go something like:
(Jeff Goldblum's character)
God creates dinosaurs
God destroys dinosaurs
God creates Man
Man creates dinosaur
(the female lead)
Dinosaur eats man
Woman inherits the earth
I LOVE that section!
I also love "Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw"
And from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (as close as I can remember it):
German officer: Dr Jones?
(Both Jones in unison) What?
German officer: I will take zie book, now.
(Both Jones almost in unison) What book?
German officer (motioning to Indy): You have zie diary in your pocket.
Henry: You joked! You think my son would be that stupid? That he would bring the diary all the way back here? (To Indy) You didn't did you? You didn't bring it? You DID?
Indy: Well, I...
Henry: Why do you think I sent it to you in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!
Indy: Look, can we discuss this later?
Henry: I should have mailed it to the Marx brothers.
Indy: I came here to SAVE YOU!
Henry: Oh yeah, and who's going to save you, JUNIOR?
Indy: I TOLD YOU -- (snatches gun and kills guards) -- DON'T CALL ME JUNIOR!