"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." -MT
"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, to discover that I had not lived." -HDT
"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and
endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a
success unexpected in common hours." - HDT
"Immitation is suicide" - RWE
" When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."
"Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyve seen me laugh, and theyve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo."
"I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87."
And an immense number more lol.