Whats up with all the Farting ?

[photophreak]

This is like that old myth that women fart

I KNOW! As if... #IAmADelicateFlower

 

[Aerin75]

I KNOW! As if... #IAmADelicateFlower

I was thinking I am a special snowflake....

 

[SorcererHeidi]

I was thinking I am a special snowflake....

But.........you ARE!!!

 

[saradela]

In one interview with Howard Stern, an American President ( no names here, I dont want to get political ) said that he has never heard his wife fart and has never been aware of any of her bowel movements. Because who could ever stand a woman who passes gas!. I wish she will give us the secret to that.........

 

[saradela]

The Atlantic Salmon could hear the high frequency sounds emitted by whales, the scientist also discover that the Salmon comunicates with other fish by fast, repetitive ticks farts, its a method of sharing information, but then they found out the whales can hear the farts and that's how the whales hunt down the fish. So while the fish are farting their little Morse code warnings about an approaching whale, the whale is only approaching because it's hearing all the fart commotion going on.

 

[saradela]

do you remember Nancy Grace fart? after the show aired, porn websites tried to buy the clip to post online

 

[BobC]

Peoples' mindsets are that A) They're outside, B) They're inside in a crowded area, C) It's Disney. I'll never see these people again so I can let loose. D) Different cultures sometimes don't frown upon producing flatus.

It's very rude, but some people are very rude at Disney. They think that since they're spending thousands of dollars that they are above everyone else to ensure they have a good time. Regarding flatus, they feel that they don't need to be uncomfortable and hold it in so they release it - regardless of who is around.

 

[pjweaver]

Regarding flatus, they feel that they don't need to be uncomfortable and hold it in so they release it - regardless of who is around.

I don't feel like I ever should be uncomfortable, why should being on vacation be special?

No one seems to have issues with people eating in public at Disney. I find that repulsive sometimes, but still do it because I am hungry and it stops my hunger. When I have gas I let one fly and it stops my pain.

 

[Johndubbya]

I look at it this way... I am spending a good amount of money and I am on vacation... I shall fart where I please. BTW this thread is awesome

 

[Vivianne]

Well, I don't think this can be controlled at every situation. But some people run out of their hotel rooms or homes to get to Disney for that FP. Neglecting their bodily functions. Eventually, the build up will be more than just air, they'll have to go to a bathroom for a sit down. That's why the smell.

Doesn't prevent me from having a small vial of perfume and dabbing behind my ears. For every action there's a reaction.

 

[pjweaver]

Well, I don't think this can be controlled at every situation. But some people run out of their hotel rooms or homes to get to Disney for that FP. Neglecting their bodily functions. Eventually, the build up will be more than just air, they'll have to go to a bathroom for a sit down. That's why the smell.

Umm if memory serves both the smell and the gas are caused bacteria in the gut that produce sulfur dioxide and methane.

 

[BobC]

I don't feel like I ever should be uncomfortable, why should being on vacation be special?

No one seems to have issues with people eating in public at Disney. I find that repulsive sometimes, but still do it because I am hungry and it stops my hunger. When I have gas I let one fly and it stops my pain.

haha I'm sensing some satire in your post?

All humans produce flatus. I as well. However, I won't do it in a crowded area or an enclosed ride. Imagine letting one rip on Mission Space!

 

[Elle23]

In one interview with Howard Stern, an American President ( no names here, I dont want to get political ) said that he has never heard his wife fart and has never been aware of any of her bowel movements. Because who could ever stand a woman who passes gas!. I wish she will give us the secret to that.........

I have been married for almost 26 years, and my husband has never, not one time, passed gas in front of me.

 

[Mackenzie Click-Mickelson]

So I went to an RV show today at one of the convention centers here and I got reminded of this thread...wonder why

 

[pjweaver]

haha I'm sensing some satire in your post?

All humans produce flatus. I as well. However, I won't do it in a crowded area or an enclosed ride. Imagine letting one rip on Mission Space!

Imagine? It's one of two goals I have every time I ride that.

 

[Aerin75]

Imagine? It's one of two goals I have every time I ride that.

Oh so THAT'S why I was nauseous....

 

[TheMaxRebo]

Oh so THAT'S why I was nauseous....

But the nausea from the motion and the nausea from smell should cancel each out out, like a double negative, right?

 

[TheMaxRebo]

I have been married for almost 26 years, and my husband has never, not one time, passed gas in front of me.

I am not going to say if my wife an I are the same, but will add that we refer to each other as "Atlantic salmons"

 

[*NikkiBell*]

I'd like to congratulate everyone on keeping this thread going. That takes some talent. LMAO

 

[pjweaver]

I have been married for almost 26 years, and my husband has never, not one time, passed gas in front of me.

My first thought is your husband stands behind you a lot.