Whats up with all the Farting ?

Discussion in 'The DIS Unplugged Podcast' started by saradela, Dec 23, 2016.

  1. EmmabaRose

    EmmabaRose Mouseketeer

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    YES PETE! It's 2019 I cannot believe this is still going!

    I was here at the beginning of this thread. I feel like I'm watching my child grow up.

    I usually come back to these boards whenever I have a trip in mind. Every time I return, this thread finds it's way back into my life. It's almost like a tradition at this point. It still makes me absolutely howl every time.

    And yes..... it still makes me want to fart.
     
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  2. FrankDIS72

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    Oh no
    Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

    I think I farted again, I made people leave,
    Offended my friends.
    Oh baby, I just gave it a push,
    I didn't know it was that serious,
    I could knock down wild horses,
    But it smells so fragrant to me.

    Oh baby, baby
    Oops, I'm breaking some wind,
    I ripped a big fart, I feel so ashamed,
    Oh baby, baby,
    Please don't think I'm a hog, I swear it's the dog,
    I've got that flatulence.

    Britney, before you go on stage there's something I want you to have.
    Oh... It's beautiful! But wait a minute, isn't this...?
    Yes. Yes it is. Gas-x-n-vino. I went to the pharmacy to get it for you.
    Oh, you shouldn't have!
    I had no choice, baby!

    Oops I farted again, my cheeks ripped apart,
    There's no one to blame, oh baby,
    Oops, there's a sulfurous gas escaping my a$$*a$$*a$$*,
    I've got that flatulence.
    Oops
     
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  4. saradela

    saradela DIS Veteran

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  5. FrankDIS72

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    Good to hear! In my office, my co-workers fart all the time, anywhere, anytime. I'm sure someone got it in the face. If the court did rule it was bullying, then the entire office would be brought to Human Resources!
     
  6. saradela

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  7. MrKnight

    MrKnight Former WDWCM & Proud DIS Member

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    This is most definitely a valid topic! When you have THOUSANDS of people funneled into tight spaces such as indoor queues you are bound to experience some incidents of flatuence, not to mention it seems that much of the food served in WDW parks seems to be conducive to to flatuence. IMHO, it doesn't really bother me, anyone that overreacts needs to take a chill pill and just laugh it off, flatuence is a normal human bodily function and can happen to anyone at any moment, and as previously stated its unhealthy to hold it in.
     
  8. amwhitaker

    amwhitaker Not happy unless I'm going to Disney.

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    Funniest thread ever!
     
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  9. HitchHikingGhost00

    HitchHikingGhost00 Earning My Ears

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    The worst is when someone lets one fly in the queue at SM. Literally nowhere to go and you’re trapped.
     
  10. WGCFV

    WGCFV Earning My Ears

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    Remember "In space no one can hear you scream."
     
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  11. HitchHikingGhost00

    HitchHikingGhost00 Earning My Ears

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    The only other time that I’ve had it happen was on Winnie The Pooh. I was so excited for the dream part when they pump the smell of honey into the ride. We entered the blacklight room and I was prepared to inhale deeply the smell of sweet sweet honey. Prior to the elephant “poof”, I caught the faint smell and did not inhale deeply. Someone in front of us had let a green cloud escape. Completely overpowered the honey smell.
     
  12. Minniedoc

    Minniedoc Earning My Ears

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    I can hardly contain myself. this thread is hysterical. Teacher here - gas humor is the best!!
     
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    Minniedoc Earning My Ears

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