Oh! There's the time when we were staying at the "Ritz" Hotel (not the Ritz Carleton, just the Ritz - not at all the same) in South Beach, Miami for a conference. In the middle of the night, we heard two guys walk into our room. I'm a light sleeper, so I jumped out of bed and screamed "Get out!" at them, which woke up DH. The front desk claimed they had given out the wrong key, but I know that's not right, because these guys didn't try turning on the light when they came in.