What's the funniest things one of your kids have done?

[ohpoohmetoo]

We went to Kings Island in Cincinnati a couple of years ago because I wanted to show my kids where I spent every summer, where I grew up, and where I would hang out. Well, after being spoiled by Disney we were very disappointed with KI. We loved the roller coasters but after two days we were over done and we planned four days!


Well on the last day a thunderstorm passed through and everyone was running for cover at a counter service place. We were all sitting there minding our own business, watching the rain when these 19 or 20 year old couple comes up and starts having a very loud, foul-mouthed argument. It got pretty intense and then the girl ultimately walked away and genious went running after her.

As soon as the genious was out of hearing range my son pipes up "Jerry", "Jerry", Jerry" Everyone in the area cracked up including me. It was especially funny because Jerry Springer was Mayor of Cincinnati at one time

I'd love to hear some other funny stories to give me a chuckle.

 

[poohtown]

my dd would probably kill me for telling this but it was over 10 years ago and it still has to be the funniest thing ever.

When my daughter was about 2 1/2, I had been watching a little boy about the same age. We were in a public bathroom, each in a seperate stall and me between them with the doors open. They both finish and come out so I can help them with there pants. My daughter sees the boy is 'different' and ask what that is. He replies very casually 'that's my p....' Then he asks 'where's yours'. My daughter thinks for just a second and replies 'mine fell off' then says.....'yours will too'. I was just sitting there dumbfounded. The boys face when my daughter told him that still makes me laugh to this day.

 

[remyandhollandsmommy]

When I was pregnant last year, I went through a phase where I watched the Baby Story on TLC. My DD(5) was eating lunch at the dining room table, apparently watching the show. After a few minutes she asked me why that woman was having her baby out of her butt. I looked at her and said, "What are you talking about?!" She thought babies came from out of their mom's stomachs because I had had a c section and was having another with her sister and that the poor woman on the tv was having her baby out of her butt. I died laughing, which seriously offended her, and called my family in FL to share the story.

 

[Cruise04]

One morning we were struggling to get ready and running a tad bit late. I really hate to be late especially since at that time I was commuting 30 minutes to work and that did not include dropping my dd off at daycare. It was very quiet and I was in the kitchen getting the rest of my stuff and her stuff ready to go. I hollered for her and hollered for her and nothing. So what does a parent do but automatically panic (she was 2 or 3).

I head toward her bedroom only to see as I'm running past the bathroom out of the corner of my eye but my dd sitting in the bathroom sink (dressed an no, the water was not running). So I turn around quickly and head into the bathroom saying as I'm heading in there - "What are you doing in the sink? Mommy is running late and we need...... OMG what did you do??!!!!" And I bust out laughing.

Sitting in the sink is my dd with her mouth and all around her mouth as well as both hands covered in lipstick. Her mouth literally looked like a clown and her hands, well, they were just messy. As I'm laughing I'm asking her why she did it and she said she wanted to be pretty like mommy. Yes, made me teary but I just could not stop laughing.

Needless to say I was a bit late for work that day. But everyone at work got a great laugh out of it. And it didn't help that I did HAVE to stop and get a picture.

 

[WeirdEyes]

Poohtown!

When my stepson was around 2, my MIL took him to a restaurant. She asked him, "What is Daddy doing?" He answers, yelling, "DADDY'S AT HOME PLAYING WITH SHELIA!!!" My MIL & FIL almost lost their food on that one. I wish I had been there to witness that! Also, during our wedding, he decides to get in the choir loft and start singing and blowing a trumpet (sp?). Needless to say, my wedding video is HILARIOUS!

 

[jennyl772003]

My son was 3 and me and my then BF were moving into our new apartment. This was the first time we were living together, so it came as quite a shock to my BF when he saw my son standing in front of the TV, naked, "marking his terriotory".

 

[Pooh_Friend#1]

This one is for my mom and it is about me. When I was about 5 I was in my mom's cousins wedding as a flower girl. Standing up with the bride and the groom I kept looking back at my mom and whispering something to her...she knew what I was saying and was trying to ignore me...finally I said really loud "Mom I have to go poop." I am sure everyone loved that moment. I will never live it down!!! When my twin sister got married in September I was harrassed so bad and they would tell me not to say anything during the wedding and hold it.

 

[WebmasterMaryJo]

<font color=navy>I love these threads.


This is the latest.

My big lug of a 16 yr old ds got a t-shirt down in Florida that says:

<center>F B I
Female Body Inspector</center>


He wore it on Mom's Day & we went to play at Downtown Disney, CA. After lunch & a movie, we just had time to get to church for 5:30 Mass. Although the rascals sat w/me during Mass, at the end, they went and sat with their friends in the front/center pew.

Well, the priest asks all the moms, grandmoms, godmoms to stand up so we could all be honored.... All my ds heard was "stand up" .... so here he is - 5'9" (or so), standing up right in the front/center, among all these ladies.

The priest (w/his microphone on), says "What are you doing, Nick? Sit down sit down - you're not a mom" (he knows my children really well) and motioned my ds to sit down. The whole church burst out laughing, and my son sheepishly sat back down.

It was pretty funny.


After Mass, the priest teased Nick & told him that God was punishing him for wearing that t-shirt to church.

 

[Madi100]

I pulled a muscle in my back and had Icy Hot sitting on my bathroom counter. My 3 year uses my bathroom sometimes. Well, I went back to use the bathroom, sit down, and I feel something a little unusual on my backside. I was confused until I saw the empty tube of Icy Hot sitting on the floor. She had taken it and smeared it all over the toilet seat!!!

And, we cannot forget the older child My six year old is very smart. She takes things very literally, and she does not forget a thing. For show and tell she wanted to take her sister to school. So, we arranged to bring her it. DD3 sat on a stool while DD6 told about her. At the end the class got to ask questions. One little girl asked how come Emilie (DD3) has red hair and the rest of us don't. Good question. DD6 with all of her wisdom says with a straight face, "My mom says she got it from the mailman." I just about died there on the spot. The teacher had let out a burst of laughter and was covering her mouth. That is one statement neither my husband or myself have repeated again.

 

[Otto's Doll]

Originally posted by Madi100
One little girl asked how come Emilie (DD3) has red hair and the rest of us don't. Good question. DD6 with all of her wisdom says with a straight face, "My mom says she got it from the mailman." I just about died there on the spot. The teacher had let out a burst of laughter and was covering her mouth. That is one statement neither my husband or myself have repeated again.

This one made me laugh out loud!

 

[Jenn Lynn]

Last week we were in the car dealership. DD was sitting at a table coloring while we waited for the saleman to run some numbers. DH left to use the rest room.

DD asks me where Daddy went. I told her he went to the bathroom.
She says, in a really loud voice, Daddy is going poo poo in the potty! She said this several times and the more I told her to use her quiet voice the louder she got!

All the salesmen thought it was really funny.

 

[Madi100]

Originally posted by Otto's Doll
This one made me laugh out loud!

I'm glad I could be your afternoon entertainment This story got passed all over my family. They thought it was the funniest thing.

 

[ASFCurly]

A friend of mine has twins, a girl and a boy, they are now 4, this happened when they first started potty training. Maddy and Cody were both in the bathroom and Maddy saw what Cody had and she didn't and she started crying and saying that Mommy wiped hers off, and that Cody shouldn't get anywhere her because she whould whipe his off too. He got scared and wouldn't let her touch him.

 

[DizzieDizney]

When my youngest was 2yrs old he came into the bathroom while I was using it and asked me how come I didn't have a pee-pee...I explained to him that girls don't have pee-pee's like boys....you should of seen the look on his face...he ran out of the bathroom screaming that mama had a butt in the front.....


With my 6 yr old (this happened just yesterday matter of fact) We were at the barber getting his hair cut. We were sitting there waiting when I looked closely at his face and mentioned that he had a mustache growing. My son to my surprise said out loud "you have a mustache growing too" ..... I'm hoping no one heard...but it did make me laugh.....


Oh I can't forget about this one..... One of my son's spelling words for school was Cow....when I asked him what a Cow was he said "that's what SIL calls you" Of course I started to feel a bit hurt...until I started to think about it.......She actually calls me Cal...it's short for my name....Calandra

 

[twinmomplus2new]

My DD now 17. Was a pretty savy traveler her first 5 years of life. Well this was pre flying hell days. And they were pretty leninent about the close to 2 stuff. Well when we went to Vail right before her Birthday, She was still legal to fly unticketed. Flying home she was 3. She was very ARTICULATE. We had a disscussion about the ticket and decied we were ok this time. And My boyfriend told her if they asked her on the plane to say she was till two. Well you guessed it she was asked and responded . I am 3 on the ground and 2 in the air. I just about died. The next time we had her ticketed.

Same kid 3 mts later. Also on a plane. The stewardess is doing the safety demo. And DD is standing on the seat watching her. And the stewardess very sweetly says. In the event of a water landing..My DD yells. Were all gonna die. ( SHe was 3) I swear I almost passed out laughing. Thank god the plane was full of drunken Denver Broncos fans, Who thought it was great. She left that flight with more gifts than you can imagine. A hat, a football, big foam finger... etc... They were even giving her money. It was so funny.

 

[Cruise04]

The stewardess is doing the safety demo. And DD is standing on the seat watching her. And the stewardess very sweetly says. In the event of a water landing..My DD yells. Were all gonna die

OMG... I think I would have pee'd my pants from laughing!!!!!!

 

[BrerMom]

Probably not the funniest thing he's ever done, but it's another plane story. DS was on his very first plane trip at age five. He listened carefully to everything anybody had to say on the plane. We made it without any trouble (unless you consider that all five of us were scattered all over the plane and somebody traded with me so I could sit next to the baby! ). As everybody is standing up in the aisle, DS says very loudly, "Oh, goodie, NOW we get to go down the slide!!!" There was a moment of silence followed by gales of laughter!

Same son, almost five years later: he's in a musical where he's supposed to be pretending to be asleep during almost a whole scene. My darling son, who obviously doesn't suffer from stage-fright, actually fell asleep on stage in front of a packed house. I was told he was even drooling. Some sound effects woke him up before the audience knew, but still! I think it would have been funny if he'd started snoring!

DD13 did ask me a couple of weeks ago, "When you outgrow that dress, can I have it?"

 

[DawnCt]

Well, he isn't a little kid anymore but I thought it was funny! My 22 year old works at the package store in town. One Friday afternoon a high school employee came into the package store to buy some wine to bring to dinner at a friend's house. When she brought her selections to the counter to check out, my DS looked at the bottles of white and red wine and said, "Rough day at the high school, huh Mrs. X" She thought it was so funny that when I saw her, she told me about it.

 

[antbritt]

When my DS ( now 17 ) was in Nursery School they had an end of the year ceremony. They took all the kids from al of the classes and put them together to sing and ceremoniously Gradute from Nursery school. Well Unfortunately I was deployed at the time so my sister taped the show for me.
While my son then 4 were watching the tape I could see he was very distracted by the boy next to him. He also remembers this while watching with me and he says " Oh there is the Heck Boy" I said who is that? He says "that boy next to me" He then says that during the show He looked next to him and there was this boy and He said to himslef Who the HECK is that!~~ So he decided that this kid was the Heck Boy!

 

[calypso*a*go-go]

Okay, I think we all know by now that toddlers alone in a bathroom is not a good thing...we were over at my parent's house and my DD, who was about two, had been missing for several minutes.

Through the process of elimination we realized she was in the master bath. After calling her several times she came into the family room looking like a little angel.

It wasn't until she turned around that we saw she had very carefully peeled the backs off and stuck about twelve panty liners to her bum and the back of her legs!

I thought I was going to die laughing. My mom was really embarrassed and promised she would never do anything like that with DD in the room again!!!