I know you are kidding (and LOL, BTW), but you would be shocked at just how many homes contain just that. We live in a really nice neighborhood, all houses in the >$1.5 mil price range, and there were 2 houses with hoarders within a block, one where the junk caught fire and killed the occupants, and a meth house across the street. The police rolled in one night, arrested everyone, and rolled a dumpster in. The whole place was cleaned out in about 48 hours. The contractor that flipped the place couldn't believe how much surveillance equipment they left behind.