Paris: Alright Menelaus? What is up, boo?
Menelaus: I's destroyed Troy, Paris is dead, Dius... Dayous... That one *holds up head* is dead as well, and it's all cause of girl! What is you gotta say for yourself? Uh!
Paris: Oooo, you're really fit when you're angry. D'ya fancy getting back together again?
Menelaus: Yea!
Paris: What am I like? Haha!