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[Monorail Fan:)]

This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”

 

[LondonUnderground]

Pansies are such weird flowers. We have some and I don't like them.

i hate them too

LOL h8 4 nature

 

[LondonUnderground]

there are too many fields in belgium

 

[marypops!]

Darling, I don't mean to worry you or anything, but I think you might be dead!
Really *Pats self* I don't think so darling.
Well, this newspaper seems to think you are, and it's always been reliable in the past.

 

[LondonUnderground]

 

[marypops!]

The first British king was from France.

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!

 

[LondonUnderground]

all of the all-stars on the red sox are having stars on their jerseys until the game! :')

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

I love Simpsons quotes.

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.

 

[grandfloluver]

I think I'm gonna take off my nail polish.

 

[grandfloluver]

I finished my painting. It took five days, but I am finally done. I got paid for it, so I'm happy.

 

[marypops!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4x0K2Y7kPw

I'm William the Conqueror, my enemies stood no chance.
They call me the first English king, although I come from France.
1066, the Domesday Book, I gave to history.
So fat on death, my body burst! But enough about me.
To help remember all your kings, I've come up with this song.
A simple rhyme and ditty for you all to sing along, ooooooh...
William...

(Bit short, innit? We need more kings. Who came next?)

William 2nd, cheeks were red. Killed out hunting, so it's said.
I took over: Henry 1. That's my next eldest son!
Then King Stephen. It's true, check it. I, Henry 2, killed Thomas Beckett.
Richard Lionheart, that's right, always spoiling for a fight.
Oh King John, what a disaster! Rule restrained by Magna Carta.

William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John. Oi!
Time for my mate King Henry 8 to take up this song.

Henry 3 built the Abbey, Ed 1 hated Scots.
A red hot poker killed Ed 2; that must have hurt him lots.
Edward 3rd was a chivalry nerd, began the Hundred Years' War.
Then Richard 2 was king aged ten. Then Henry, yes, one more!
King Henry 4, plots galore, not least from Henry 5, moi.
I killed ten score at Agincourt. Then Henry 6 arrived! (Wah!)

Edward 4. Edward 5. Richard the Third: he's bad.
'Cause he fought wars with Henry 7: first Tudor and my dad!
So Henry 8, I was great. Six wives, 2 were beheaded.
Edward the Sixth came next, but he died young and so my dreaded
Daughter Mary ruled so scary, then along came me!
I'm Liz the First, I had no kids, so Tudors: R.I.P...

William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John. Oi!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich 2, then three more Henrys join our song.
Edward, Edward, Rich the Third, Henry, Henry, Ed again,
Mary 1, Good Queen Bess. That's me! Time for more men.

James 6 of Scotland next, as English James the First, he led.
Then Stuarts ruled, so Charles the First, the one who lost his head.
No monarchy until came me, Charles 2; I liked to party!
King Jimmy 2 was scary, ooh, then Mary was a smarty.
She ruled with Bill; they're shoes were filled by sourpuss Queen Anne Gloria.
And so from then, you were ruled by men.
'Til along came me, Victoria!

William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John. Oi!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich 2, then three more Henrys join our song.
Edward, Edward, Rich the Third, Henry, Henry, Ed again,
Mary 1, Good Queen Bess, Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then,
Jim, Will, Mary, Anne o'Gloria,
Still to come, it's Queen Victoria!

And so began the Hanover gang! George 1 and George 2. (Grim)
Then George the Third was quite absurd. 'Til I replaced old him.
King George the Fourth, and known henceforth as angry, fat and cross. (Hang on!)
It's true, you beat Napoleon, but were mostly a dead loss. (Bang on!)
Old William 4 was a sailor. (Ahoy!) It's nearly the end of the story-a.
As onto the scene comes the best-loved queen. Hail to Queen Victoria!

William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John. Oi!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich 2, then three more Henrys join our song.
Edward, Edward, Rich the Third, Henry, Henry, Ed again,
Mary 1, Good Queen Bess, Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then,
Jim, Will, Mary, Anne o'Gloria,
George, George, George, George, Will, Victoria.
Victoria! Victoria! Victoria!

(I ruled for 64 years, you know.)

Ed 7, George 5, Ed 8, George 6, Liz 2 then reigned and how.
And so our famous monarch song is brought right up to now, ooooooh...

William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John. Oi!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich 2, then three more Henrys join our song.
Edward, Edward, Rich the Third, Henry, Henry, Ed again,
Mary 1, Good Queen Bess, Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then,
Jim, Will, Mary, Anne o'Gloria,
George, George, George, George, Will, Victoria.
Edward, George, Edward, George 6, and Queen Liz 2 completes the mix.

 

[mickey'sbff]

Why isn't Casey Anthony guilty?

 

[LondonUnderground]

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

Hello, hello baby, sorry I can't move a thing
I haven't been serviced in a while you see, see
but, but, but it's okay there's a flashing light on me
Sorry if you wanted more, it's only Disney
It's only Disney
It's only Disney
What more than a strobe can you expect from Disney?

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

Disco Yeti does not approve.

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

I created a trend. (':

I love the internet.

 

[LondonUnderground]

I created a trend. (':

indeed son.

I LOVE THAT GIF SO MUCH hahahahhaha i'm gonna use it all the time

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

indeed son.

I LOVE THAT GIF SO MUCH hahahahhaha i'm gonna use it all the time

It's just so relevant.