What's On Your Mind? The Starship Rangers!

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[Watson enters]
Sherlock Holmes: I said 'Can you pass me a pen?'.
John Watson: What? When?
Sherlock Holmes: About an hour ago.
John Watson: Didn't notice I'd gone out then?

 

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Convict: Without you, I'll get hung for this.
Sherlock Holmes: No.. No. Not at all. Hanged, yes.

 

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Sherlock Holmes: [Shoots wall]
John Watson: What the HELL are you doing?!
Sherlock Holmes: Bored...
John Watson: What?
Sherlock Holmes: BORED! [continues to shoot wall]

 

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John Watson: It's a head. A severed head.
Sherlock Holmes: Just tea for me, thanks.
John Watson: There's a head in the fridge!
Sherlock Holmes: Yes?
John Watson: A bloody head!
Sherlock Holmes: Where else am I supposed to put it?

 

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Don't make people into heroes, John. Heroes don't exist, and if they did, I wouldn't be one of them.

 

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John Watson: You don’t have a girlfriend, then?
Sherlock Holmes: Girlfriend? No, not really my area.
John Watson: Oh right then. [pause] Do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine, by the way —
Sherlock Holmes: I know it’s fine.
John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?
Sherlock Holmes: No.
John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.
Sherlock Holmes: John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —
John Watson: No —
Sherlock Holmes: — really not looking for anyone —
John Watson: No. I’m not asking — no. I was just saying. It’s all fine.
Sherlock Holmes: Good. Thank you.

 

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Sherlock Holmes: Did he offer you money to spy on me...?
John Watson: Yes.
Sherlock Holmes: Did you take it?
John Watson: ...No.
Sherlock Holmes: Pity, we could've split the fee. Think it through next time.

 

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That's clever. Is it clever? Why is it clever?

 

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Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street.

 

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Sherlock Holmes: [sitting at entrance of ambulance as a paramedic throws a garish orange blanket over his shoulders] Why have I got this blanket? They keep putting this blanket on me!
Lestrade: Yeah, that's for shock.
Sherlock Holmes: I'm not in shock!
Lestrade: Yeah... but some of the guys want to take photographs.

 

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John Watson: I'm Sherlock Holmes and I always work alone, because no one else can compete with my massive intellect!

 

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Sherlock Holmes: I need to get some air; we're going out tonight.
John Watson: Actually, I've got a date.
Sherlock Holmes: What?
John Watson: It's when two people who like each other go out and have fun...
Sherlock Homes: That's what I was suggesting.
John Watson: No, it wasn't. At least, I hope not.

 

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http://www.johnwatsonblog.co.uk/blog/23march

 

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19867 plays since 6 Dec 2009.

 

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SH
As per John's suggestion on his blog at www.johnwatsonblog.co.uk, I'm about to embark on a James Bond 'watch'

SH
Oh, this is ridiculous

SH
Preposterous

theimprobableone
I prefer citizen kane that's a proper film

SH
Actually, I'm starting to get into this. It's quite exciting!

John Watson
You' d enjoy it a bit more if you gave it your full attention.

SH
Bless you, John, but I don't think it needs that.

 

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586 Artists in total.

 

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Checking e-mail.

 

[PlutosRHM55]

YAY!! It's my birthday!