What's on your mind? Jacoby Ellsbury and the Quest for the All-Star Game!

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Greetings Earthlings, I am a chocolate chip muffin from Jupiter!

sup.

 

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I have strawberry soda. BOOP.

 

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I've been dirtier than you wanna know. I've left earlier than you'll ever know.

 

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Doo doo doop.

 

[nerdylightbulb]

Now, wait a minute. Before you tell me anything, how was your day? :3

 

[RockMyOvenMittOff]

I have strawberry soda. BOOP.

Back on Jupiter, we call it pop.

 

[nerdylightbulb]

Tuck you in every night on the phone. HELLO.

 

[RockMyOvenMittOff]

Earthlings, we come in pieces. Assembly required.

 

[nerdylightbulb]

Back on Jupiter, we call it pop.

Well, on Jupiter, you're wrong :3











Yes, I may meet a million prettay girls that know mah name, don't you worray cause you have my heart!

 

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Paris, London, Tokyo. There's just one thing that I've gotta do.

 

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lol I h8 Logan.

 

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I don't love you. I'm just passing the time.

 

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You could love me if I knew how to lie.

 

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But who could love me? I am out of my mind.

 

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Throw an old line out to sea to see if I can't catch a dream!

 

[nerdylightbulb]

Now I'm of consenting age to be forgetting you in a cabaret, somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen may even ask my name.

 

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Well, I'm afraid that I... Well, that's right, well, I may have faked it and I wouldn't be caught dead in this place.

 

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Praying for love and paying in naivete.

 

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She's got guitar and she has been offended. She's rocking open mic night, so everybody listen~

 

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She found him on her facebook. That's how she caught him cheating and she's gonna write a rock song about how she doesn't need him~