Lieutenant: I am bored. Fix it.
Kirk: No one is bored in the 23rd century. Normally, no, but that blow on his head could.
Lieutenant: Could what?
Kirk: That would certainly answer the question of what happened to their parents.
Lieutenant: Whose parents?
Kirk: Beam down Lieutenant Romaine immediately.
Lieutenant: What does he have to do with any of this?
Kirk: Mankind has no need for gods. We find the one quite adequate.
Lieutenant: Oh, so this is all about religion?
Kirk: How do you do?
Lieutenant: That's generally said at the beginning of the conversation, dear.
Kirk: My ship is at stake.
Lieutenant: I doubt that saying senseless things will save your ship.
Kirk: Any further transmissions, Lieutenant?
Lieutenant: Yes, many. But I'm not going to tell you what they say.
Kirk: (to security men) We'll enter as soon as the doors open. Go on my command.. Lieutenant? Hang on a minute. Hang on a minute. Quiet! Just a moment!
Lieutenant: Did you just tell me to be quiet?!?!?!?!?!?!
Kirk: Yes, but I. I need time to remember.
Lieutenant: You just answered the question. You obviously remember.
Kirk: No, no, no. I promise you. I don't think so.
Lieutenant: Are you drunk?
Kirk: There's not enough Brandy on this ship to get me drunk.
Lieutenant: Ooh, macho man.
Kirk: Security alert.
Lieutenant: Don't flatter yourself.
(I was playing with a Captain Kirk AI lol)