What's funny about this Disney kids menu?

[mkovalm]

Garden Grove
Child's Menu

Breakfast (Updated: 01/10)
Entree/Main Course

Weekday Swan Buffet - Omelettes and Eggs any style, Breakfast Meats and Potatoes, Fresh Fruit, Yogurt, Oatmeal, Cold Cereal Selection, Specialty Egg Entrees, Sweet Entrees and Pastries, Starbucks Coffee and Florida's Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice included in buffet - $10.99 *
Weekend Character Buffet - Omelettes and Eggs any style, Breakfast Meats and Potatoes, Fresh Fruit, Yogurt, Oatmeal, Cold Cereal Selection, Specialty Egg Entrees, Sweet Entrees and Pastries, Starbucks Coffee and Florida's Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice included in buffet Disney Characters Appearing Saturday and Sunday 8-11am - $11.99 *


Personally, I like my kids to drink juice or water with their breakfast.

 

[nmmom95]

I guess that's one way to make sure they don't get tired!

 

[mkovalm]

I got my 6 year old a fake ID so she can have a Margarita at Epcot, too! j/k!

 

[PixieTopaz]

Weird-coffee, but no milk?

 

[Tricia1972]

I am guessing you found that either here at wdwinfo.com or allears.net. I love how they have it typed out.

I checked Disneyworld.com, and it's not quite that bad (as in pushing caffeine on kids.)

http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/me...Dining/GardenGrove/garden-grove-breakfast.pdf

 

[EKW]

You see them getting out of the car going into school carrying their cups. I'm naive, and thought for sure they were drinking hot chocolate. I was wrong.

I don't know if it's just my community or if this is a trend. My poor kids...I hate coffee myself, so they're doomed to be nerds if kiddie coffee is the trend!

 

[aussietravellers]

Weird-coffee, but no milk?

Wonder if they provide milk with the coffee

 

[Kay1]

Once, when I was about 9, I spent the night with a little girl from Sweden. Her father made us breakfast and served us coffee, cookies, and a tongue.

I washed down the cookies with the coffee but passed on the tongue.

 

[Elisa84]

Some days kids need a little bit of a pick me up too

 

[GailT]

I used to drink coffee milk as a kid but now that I am older I know coffee is a no no for your health

 

[ickeynickey]

What, no lattes?

 

[Stitch's Greatest Fa]

I'm from the UK and used to like a cup of (instant) coffee with breakfast when I was 8 or 9 - have to say tho, wouldn't think of giving my little one a Starbucks!

 

[mhsjax]

My kids love coffee can't stand milk. I think they would love this menu.

 

[PrincessAurora]

Holy Cow! Kids, especially at Disney, ... do they really need to be more wired? I think not.

 

[Tricia1972]

Holy Cow! Kids, especially at Disney, ... do they really need to be more wired? I think not.

No worries, it's not really the kids menu specifically. It's just that whoever typed the unofficial menu online, copied the adult menu as a kids menu. Since it's a buffet, anyone can eat anything.

Though I would guess that if a kid wanted coffee, they could get it at any Disney buffet.