I'd like to lose some fat off my "girls", but it seems to be coming off my back, making my rib cage smaller and my girls look even larger. My belly is almost gone, which is good and bad. Bad because it makes jeans and pants shopping harder.
I just had to return one for the same reason - dang it! The ones from the last few seasons were not like this - II just got my Lands End tankini in the mail today. It's going right back to the store.
It fits but, through the torso, instead of slimming me down and being fitted, the darn thing sort of flares out. It looks AWFUL. I have tried them on in the store and had this happen too so I think they must all be that way. Grrrrr.....
them. Plus, they seem to be weeding out their long torso options for swimsuit seperates - I am super stressed about this a sLans End has been the only decent place for talls suits for ages - ack!
I'm short and fat with a big chest. If something fits across the bust, it doesn't fit in the shoulders, the sleeves are wrong and the bottom hits me right across the widest part of my butt. How on earth do you tailor that?

I don't mess with capris because they are also high waters on me. I always have to cut off alot of material from full length pants even when they come from the petite departments (5 feet tall). I hate being short. 
I am so glad I am not the only one who has to wear two different sizes. I carry all my weight in the middle/belly (think a barrel with chicken legs). So if pants fit my waist I have clown pants, I could wrap material around my leg twice. And I gained quite a bit of weight last year...like 40 lbs - so I am slowly working on taking some of it back off. My tops need to be 3 or 4 sizes bigger than my bottoms. Not a pretty picture....let me tell you.
I have enjoyed the humor and the suggestions, but mostly the comraderie in knowing many of us have our wardrobe challenges.
On an unrelated note: do any of you have this happen - skinny relatives always give me 2X tops - like as if 2x is as high as sizes go - I can't fit into that - come on people!!! I don't mean to seem ungrateful...I do appreciate the thought but perhaps pick up a candle for me - and steer clear of clothes, ya know.![]()
I have a really skinny aunt. Like, she's under five feet tall and just tiny when the rest of the family is close to six feet tall and big. I don't know where she came from. But, she always gives me a shirt in a size Large. I just laugh, because to her, that really IS big.

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and take them in a ton to fit in the waist. I have a big rib cage and big ****s and it really makes me top heavy and I have often been asked if I had implants.
Buying dresses? Nearly impossible unless the fabric is stretchy, and most high-end stuff isn't designed that way. Pants are easier than tops but still not perfect...so when I find something that fits I buy multiples! Then it ends up looking like a uniform...sigh...I guess wearing scrubs half the time is a good fashion strategy!!!