Where do ducks go when they drain the Rivers of America? Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. Ducks know where to go. They can take care of themselves.
Ducks are the ultimate creatures. They can swim AND fly. Take that, penguins! They are too dignified to hang around garbage dumps like rats the way seagulls do. They make a delightful quacking sound. They are magnificently duck-shaped. They have webbed feet. Their babies are absolutely adorable.
I wouldn't exactly say that ducks spit on your concern for them, because that would imply that ducks care what you think. They don't, because they know they are better than humans. Are you eating something tasty? Then break off a piece and give it to a duck. That's all they want you for. They don't need your fake rivers. They don't care if you're standing right below them when they poop. They're ducks, and they'll take care of business duck-style.
I like ducks.