What were your Monster Inc Jokes?

[CaptHook34]

Aloha!

Whenever i go on the Monster Inc comedy laugh floor at the Magic kingdom, i always make sure i text in a joke. Im curious to see if you other disers text in jokes as well. My only joke that was actually said during the show was

"why did the cookie go to the doctor....becuase he felt crummby"

what were your jokes and did you get selected?

 

[Devil_Dog99]

No joke selected, but I was chosen to be Sully...........

 

[glitterkittyy]

Why can't you tell a whale your secrets?

Because he's a blubbermouth!

ETA: yes, that one got picked. All of my family have been picked for various parts of the show on the screen too. Love the laugh floor.

 

[DexLabDeeDee]

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Cuatro cinco!

 

[nanlou]

My DS7's joke was read in the show:

What weighs 2000 pounds and wears glass slippers?

Cinderelephant!

 

[thewesterberg]

We wanted to send our DS4's absolute favorite joke (this would also be the only joke he knows that makes sense... otherwise it's stuff like "why did the chicken cross the road?" "Because a cow was on it's head." ), but we don't have texting on our phones. Well, wouldn't you know, they told it any way!

Sully asked: How much did it cost for the pirate to get his ear's pierced?



And before he could give the punch line, our little guy yelled out:


A Buck-an-ear!

That got some extra laughs from the crowd around us!

 

[JanetRose]

Why did the Army private salute the Refrigerator?





(because it was General Electric)

 

[strmtroopr96]

My DD had me send this one from a Spongebob Squarepants show and it got picked which made her day:

"What do you call a snail on a ship?"

"A Snailor"

LOL

 

[DJ Disney Kid]

We wanted to send our DS4's absolute favorite joke (this would also be the only joke he knows that makes sense... otherwise it's stuff like "why did the chicken cross the road?" "Because a cow was on it's head." ), but we don't have texting on our phones. Well, wouldn't you know, they told it any way!

Sully asked: How much did it cost for the pirate to get his ear's pierced?



And before he could give the punch line, our little guy yelled out:


A Buck-an-ear!

That got some extra laughs from the crowd around us!

Yeah, there are a few stock jokes they use if they don't get enough jokes texted in that they can use and that is one of them.

 

[blondinkaya]

Well, we didn't text any jokes in, but my dh was "that guy."

At least he got a sticker for his shirt out of it. It says, "I was that guy at Monsters, Inc. Laugh Floor"

(serves him right for telling me I wouldn't get wet on Splash Mountain. We all know what karma is )

 

[lorli]

DD's joke got picked when we were there. She didn't realize I texted it in for her, she was only 6. So when it was told, with her name and location attatched to it, she beamed from ear to ear.

Knock Knock: Who's there?
The interrupting monster the interrupting monster......
Boo

 

[MexiFinn]

Q: How do you clean a dirty tuba?
A: With a tuba toothpase

Q: Why can't the dalmation pup hide from his mom?
A: Because he's already been spotted.

My goddaughter was also picked to be Boo.

 

[WDSearcher]

Q: What's big and red and eats rocks?
A: A big red rock-eater.

Q: Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
A: Where you left him.

 

[KittieKat]

Q: What's big and red and eats rocks?
A: A big red rock-eater.

Q: Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
A: Where you left him.

ha those are funny!

mine got picked too!

What kind of cheese isn't yours?

NACHO cheese!

 

[OhioGrumpyGirl]

My neice sent "Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated AARRRHHH" They said her name and where she was from, the right after they read her joke, they put the camera on her and asked her what her name was!! Everyone got a good chuckle out of it when she said her name and where she was from. My son was sitting next to her and they asked him too (they're 8 and 9 so they gave last names too). They both have the same last name, so Mike asked if he was her brother. She said no. He said "okay" and sounded a little confused, but didn't ask about it anymore. I guess he picked them because we were all wearing Pirate shirts, so he asked her the one about a pirate getting his ears pierced. That's all they talked about for the rest of the day was how neat it was that as soon as he read her joke, he started talking to her. We told them that it was "Disney Magic" that they knew where she was sitting!!

 

[Joanna71985]

There was one day where I posted 2 jokes, and both were picked!! The funny part was, they were the only 2 picked! The little monster, the one who reads them, even said "either everyone is lazy, or she (meaning me) is a good texter".

I can't remember one of them, but this is the other one:
Why was Cinderella bad at baseball?
Because her coach is a pumpkin, and she ran from the ball!