A few other things not to shoot:
No impaling your loved ones. Photographing your loved ones mounted on poles doesn't usually look very good when you get home, so keep those poles out of their heads.
No video shot without image stabilization, and try to do with a minimum of walking. Unless you want to clean up the motion sickness mess around your living room after showing your spastic, bouncing, You-Tube style video to your family and friends. A side recommendation - don't share your phone video on a big screen. Unless you're a professional cinematographer, chances are it looks awful...so save everyone the trouble!
No closeups of anyone over age 40 at the parks. People over age 40 don't usually want to see a big 14MP blow up of their face on a big-screen TV or monitor while they were walking around Disney...this holds especially true of women, who usually don't bother with makeup or 'done' hair at Disney. If you do show, or print, such a photo, expect to be hit over the head with a shoe and then get into a wrestling match over the offending photo (or the remote for the TV showing the image).
No photos of two sibling children wearing goofy matching outfits together at the park. They will not only hate you when they find those photos when they're 17, but will especially hate you when you show the photos to their dates and blow their cool image. And if any of their friends see the photo, they will be harassed for life. Trust me.
Don't bother photographing Snow White in the parade. It doesn't matter how much you plan the shot, or how hard you try to time the shot, you will invariably end up with a photo of her with a goofy facial expression. It will seem like a good idea at the time, but then you'll see all the photos of hands over lips, closed eyes, deer-in-the-headlights expressions, lips-in-the-owl-whooo-sound-position, and other goofy looks. Then you might even feel like it's a personal challenge, and rattle off dozens of shots of her, figuring you'll catch her off guard when she's making a perfectly normal face...alas you will discover the futility of your actions, as she is a consummate professional, and will always manage to foil you.
If you don't mind, I'm going to steal this thread title and cogitate over the weekend for a potential post in keeping with my NOT not PTR thread. 
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. Unfortunately I know this from personal experience. Nothing like your DSLR only functioning in green box mode and your 70-200 F2.8L lens no longer autofocusing to motivate you to find creative and immediate solutions.
And in case you are at the Old Faithful Visitor Center at Yellowstone Park, I recommend the driers in the back of the Mens restroom if you don't want to get nasty looks for monopolizing the dryer (or for people to see the naked panic on your face).
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