Once had one of the dumbest beagle's ever, named "Trudy the Pot Roast". Sweet pup, but dumber than a sack of dirt.
Current pets are; Sonja Blue, shelter polydactyl cat who was Isis when we got her, we changed it to Luna, but Sonja fit's her much better, with the almost dual personality thing she has (and she's a cat. It's not as though she comes when we call her name...) and Minerva, our 'Nervy little kitten some neighbor kids begged us to take because her mom was killed. 'Nervy's a little too well fed these days though and has a very round furry pudge going on! (Yes, she's fixed and indoor only, as Sonja is, so I know it's just too much food.)
If we ever get a dachshund, I really REALLY want to name it "Abe Froman".