What is the worst thing you have ever received in the post?

[Spinneret]

Can be anything

 

[Schneewittchen37]

Me, nothing too bad. Maybe some ugly ER bills from when DS was a toddler stunt man.

But DH told me one time, before we got married, his phone bill showed up in a box. Like a 100's of pages bill. Someone stole his family's long distance provider code. (This was a very long time ago.)

 

[Aladora]

Not received but I once sent a friend...hmm, how to say this without getting in trouble...

A bag of gummy...male genitals. The friend ( REALLY good friend, known him over 20 years) often uses the expression "eat a bag of (insert slang for male genitals)", so as a joke I sent him a bag. He thought it was hilarious