What is the strangest thing you've seen through someones window??

[E&BMom]

A couple of weeks ago I was washing dishes and looked out the window to see the neighbor man on the toilet reading a magazine. Needless to say I finished the dishes later.

Then the next week I looked out the kitchen window to see him outside running to his car in his underwear!! Yuck!!!!!

 

[adkkev]

I haven't seen any naked people. And heaven knows I've been looking.

Porn does not take holidays.

 

[Jennasis]

I remember one time my older sister was sunbathing in the backyard. She was about 18 or so and wearing a bikini. Well the little snot-nosed neighbor boys had shimmied up into a tree in their yard so they could all have a good stare at her. After a few minutes, one of them comes bounding down out of the tree and running into the front yard (where I was weeding) because his friend was walking by. He grabs his buddy and yells "Come on and hurry...there's a naked lady in their backyard!"

 

[TeresaBelle]

Porn does not take holidays.

The weirdest thing I ever saw was a man blowing "zerberts" on his dog's belly. I know that's not TOO weird, I have once or twice done it myself to the little poodle we own, but trust me... it's weird to see.

I haven't seen any naked people. And heaven knows I've been looking.

 

[MommaSnowwhite]

When I was in high school we were on a bus coming back from something and we noticed the car next to us on the highway had a driver that was pants-less. Actually he was nude from the waist down - it caused quite an uproar!

 

[gregokdisney]

and we were walking back from dinner to our hotel. Our ages ranged from 14-18. We saw a couple having sex on a chair through a window. One of the younger girls asked, "What were they doing?" Our teacher said, very calmly, "They were making love." And the other girl replied, "ON A CHAIR?" I think it probably scarred her for life!

 

[Jeafl]

When we were first married we lived in a townhouse. Another newly married couple lived next door to us. The wife LOVED to stand in front of the window admiring herself naked in the mirror. Their window had vertical blinds, and although the blinds were technically closed, the slats were open so you could still see everything.

I can't tell you how many people came to visit us, and it took them about 10 minutes to get from the driveway to our front door because they had to stop and watch the show. The funniest was my friend's 70 year old father! The poor man was incoherant for about 15 minutes!

I have to say, if my body was as great as hers I might have stood naked in front of the window too! j/k !!!

 

[teacups]

I saw a girl posing nude (from the waist up anyway) and a guy with a pad of paper sitting in front of her drawing (I assume he was drawing.) She was very busty, and not sure if she was aware or not that she was totally visible to the street.

 

[wdwgirl03]

I haven't really seen anything but it gets on my nerves how our neighbors have no shades on their windows. I guess they don't care...

 

[cinmell]

Porn does not take holidays.

This would be a great tag!

 

[kim929]

I once saw a man with a broken leg sitting in his wheelchair looking at me through binoculars from his rear window.

did he witness a murder?

 

[BLTtinkerbell]

I once saw a man with a broken leg sitting in his wheelchair looking at me through binoculars from his rear window.

Was his name Jeff?

 

[JerseyJanice]

A different type of window but one time while I was waiting for the bus a car stopped in front of me for a red light. I noticed the driver had no pants on or if he did, they were down around his ankles. He was alone & he sat there like it was the most natural thing in the world.

I made up little scenarios, one was that he was caught in his married girlfriends bedroom & had to quickly jump out the window when the hubby came home. I guess he had just enough time to grab his keys but not his pants. He must have laid them on the bureau by the window instead of putting them in his pockets. Or maybe he left them dangling in the car ignition.

When I was in high school we were on a bus coming back from something and we noticed the car next to us on the highway had a driver that was pants-less. Actually he was nude from the waist down - it caused quite an uproar!

I hate to break it to you ladies, but pantless drivers are pretty common. These guys are "flashers" whose thrills come from getting girls to see their privates. They find a way to get girls to look inside their cars (e.g., by asking for directions), then get excited when they see the girls' reactions.

OT--The strangest thing I've ever seen in a neighbor's window is the chicken and duck carcasses my next door neighbors hang in theirs. They own a Chinese restaurant, and I guess they're drying or curing them in the fresh air and/or sunlight. I don't know whether this poultry is cooked or raw. I just see it frequently from their curtainless, first floor windows.

They also hang pork chops (I think that's what they are) from the railings of their stairs outdoors.

I assume that this meat is used in food they sell at their restaurant. We don't eat there for a few reasons, and this is one of them. It doesn't exactly look sanitary.

 

[kimmar067]

Porn, and lots of it. My neighbors across the way at my old apartment had a huge projection TV and when I came home one Thanksgiving night, they were enjoying quite the show. On Thanksgiving, of all days.

...bet THEY had sum'pin' to be thankful for.....

 

[alexandria674]

Reminds me of that episode of Roseanne where Dan and Roseanne notice some elderly nudists next store to them.

 

[PUZZLDY5]

This sin't about what we saw but what the neighbors saw.
A long time ago we lived in some townhouses by a creek and some railroad tracks. The kids come running in the house and said that there was a rat. My DH went to investigate and sure enough there was a rat. Well he got a shovel and killed the thing (My Hero ) but ... here's the funny part. He did all this in his BVD's Then not remembering that he was in his underwear went to show the thing to our neighbors. Needless to say they were less than amused and he was mortified.

 

[teacups]

This sin't about what we saw but what the neighbors saw.
A long time ago we lived in some townhouses by a creek and some railroad tracks. The kids come running in the house and said that there was a rat. My DH went to investigate and sure enough there was a rat. Well he got a shovel and killed the thing (My Hero ) but ... here's the funny part. He did all this in his BVD's Then not remembering that he was in his underwear went to show the thing to our neighbors. Needless to say they were less than amused and he was mortified.

 

[Imzadi]

Years ago, my then BF and another couple went hiking up in the mountains. We came upon this really cute, unusually shaped cottage tucked away near the top of the mountain. Since there was no car in front of the house and no garage for a car, we assumed the place was empty.

We just had to take a peek through the windows to see what the layout looked like inside. What we saw was a huge 20 foot, Nazi flag hanging above the fireplace, in the center of the livingroom.

Well, images of any horror film entered my head, of the the Neo-Nazi skinheads suddenly driving up the driveway and seeing us there, having found their skinhead hiding place. When I finally found my voice, I said, "We need to get out of here! I don't want to be around if anybody comes home."

There was also no other way away from the house, except down the drive, as there was vast cliffs on all sides. Think of another Hitchcock film with the hero hanging off the side of Mt. Rushmore.

After staring through the window, in shock for several moments, one of the couple said, "Wait, I don't think that's Nazi flag! The swastika is going in the other direction."

It is well known that Hitler appropriated religious and spiritual symbols and icons from other cultures, then altered them slightly for his own symbology. I was not up on which direction the Nazi swastika goes in or if that one was turned the other way. The Internet hadn't been invented yet, so it wasn't like I could go home and look it up. Nor was I interested in trooping down to library later to find out.

There was other nature, possibly native American artifacts decorating the house, so it was possible they did use it the way an ancient swastika was used, for other non-Nazi purposes. But, it also seemed strange to me that it was in the center of a red flag with a white circle.

Either way, we quickly high-tailed it out of there.

 

[Green Tea]

Just a note to fellow cruisers: When in port and you are docked RIGHT next to another ship; Please close the drapes to your balcony cabin doors before coming out of the shower to get dressed in the room. Otherwise, it isn't really the Disney Magic my kids need to see.

 

[Danauk]

After staring through the window, in shock for several moments, one of the couple said, "Wait, I don't think that's Nazi flag! The swastika is going in the other direction."

It is well known that Hitler appropriated religious and spiritual symbols and icons from other cultures, then altered them slightly for his own symbology. I was not up on which direction the Nazi swastika goes in or if that one was turned the other way. The Internet hadn't been invented yet, so it wasn't like I could go home and look it up. Nor was I interested in trooping down to library later to find out.

The flag was probably from the hindu religion. The Hindu Swastika is a very positive spiritual Hindu symbol which represents goodness, power, life, sun, strength, good luck and good fortune.