What is the funniest person's name you have heard?

[kpgclark]

The funniest real person's names I know are:

Jack Hammer
Richard Head (get it??, what's short for Richard?)
Dr. Quack

 

[susy]

doesn't have a "meaning", but I had a relative named ...


Peerooney Gay or could it have been


P. Rooney Gay

 

[susy]

When I worked in a finance company, there was a customer named:

Candy House

 

[browneyes]

I love the names that rhyme. I know a Mary Terry, a Robin Dobbins, etc.

 

[DVC~OKW~96]

I used to work with an engineer who was named Harry Beaver.

Some parents really need to think their choices through a bit more.

 

[olena]

My English teacher in high school...sophomore year.

Richard Weed...and he went by Dick.

I have the yearbook to prove it.



I once saw a Gynecologist named Dr. Rash
and a gastro-enterologist named Dr. Strain.

 

[ratsrule]

In no particular order

Richard (Dick) Hertz
Seymore Butts
Butros-Butros-Galli
Heywood Jablome

 

[Poohlovr]

Ima Rose Bush
(Saw that one in an article about odd names that parents give their kids)

My husbands Lt was David Davis.

A GI doctor at our hospital--Dr Heine (pronounced Hi-ney)

An OB-GYN here is named Dr Hymen

And an employee is named Marijuana (seriously--what were those parents thinking??)

 

[Mish19]

Part of my job at work is to update client files (national and international) and when I was searching names I came across two names : Ping Pong and (I don't think I can write this one out fully, LOL) James Woodc---

 

[Cindy B]

Ok, DH is in computer technical support, so he hears wild names all day long..

This one takes the cakes...


Richard Woodcock


Yes, honest to goodness!

There was a Christy Christy when I went to high school

My friend was in medical school, and getting married. Her married name is Slotter. She did not want to be Dr. Slotter (Slaughter), so she hyphenated the last name on her degrees., and has he patients just call her Dr. Angie! (Yes, she does surgery!)

 

[3reds]

Our high school librarian was a prim and proper lady named Miss Sexauer -- I'm sure that name caused her no end of embarrassment over the years. The running joke was to tell kids from other schools that at OUR school we have a sex hour in the library.

 

[RoqueC]

Weirdesrt real life name I've heard:

Hildamaur

 

[CarolG]

There was a girl at the college I attended my freshman year named Twinkle Starr.

 

[vickyBaby]

I will understand if this gets deleted, but this was really a last name:

Fuchadeen

A woman who I worked with, had a daughter who was dating a guy with this last name. She refused to take his name when she married him.

 

[Breezy_Carol]

I knew a girl named Kelly Green.

In the local paper there was a news story about the arrest of a person named Taka Toke Crane. (Take a toke) We laughed about that one. I do think it was a drug bust.

 

[Tarheel Tink]

A pair of twins in SC named Orangello and Limegello- you know you've had too many kids when you just wearily look up in the kitchen cabinet and name them after Jello!

 

[jx3smom]

A little girl where I work is Mecca Luv. My brother went to school with Melody Music.

 

[Boo'sMom]

How about that famous NASCAR driver: Dick Trickle.
I went to school with Dudley Dudley.

 

[damo]

Chrystal Cherry

 

[becka]

My Mom had a friend named Twinkle. Her younger sister's name was Sparkle.