What is tagging?

[Zurg]

The Duct Tape patrol is a bunch of people brainwashed by the evil space kitty. They do what ever the tags tell them, mindlessly.

See the Dan RoutemanDan thread for details

 

[KittieKat]

Repent your evil ways Zurg, or suffer the consequences!

 

[Dream]

You GO Kittiecat!! Take THAT Zurg!! I just LOVE new recruits...so much energy and enthusiasm!!!

Now zurgswife....I cannot hold that tattleing against you. You are, after all, the REAL boss in the zurg family! Shhhh....don't tell Zurg...it'll be our little secret! Your allegience must be with him (but if you want just a peek of the lime green side, say the word...no strings attatched. There might be a smoothie in it for ya!)

TgelvsPooh!! Happy anniversary!!!

lilboo...What is the duct tape patrol? Ahhh...a very long story. We, the duct tape patrol (our numbers are many), are the defenders of the tag fairies. Whenever someone speaks badly of, questions the existence of, or tries to guess the identity of the tag fairies it is our job to use duct tape to tape their mouths shut to prevent further "bad vibes". We have used said duct tape in many creative ways to curtail the activity of the grey side (the non believers). There was a thread awhile back where this all began. Zurg tried to teach me long ago how to post a link to a thread but, alas, in this ONE area he is more clever than I. I will try to find the thread and bump it up for all of you new recruits! Warning...it is LONG!! Make yourself comfy before you start to read!

 

[Dream]

OK...I found it! It is the thread called "I know who the tag fairy is".
Happy reading!

 

[yepod]

Dream is this the thread?
I know who the TFs are

For those with questions about the tag fairies, there are a few REALLY STUPID questions, (IE: NEVER TO BE ASKED);

Who are the tag fairies?
Who knows who they are?
How many are there?
Do you believe in tag fairies?
Should I believe/indulge in the grey side?

Just somewhat STUPID questions are;

Who is the duct tape patrol?
Why should I be afraid of them?
Where do you get lime green duct tape?

Read my tag & believe!

And I do respect the tag patrol for their noble cause

 

[lilboo]

Thansk for the threads-

have been ctrl-F-ing through Dan Routeman's link-illuminating!
(for the word 'duct')

The grey side seems heavily outnumbered-I count 3 members and possibly mrs. zurg...

I normally root for the underdog but I don't know in this case-

sitting on the DIS fence for now...


"Now Dan, I know that you know what I mean when I say "if I told ya, I'd have to kill ya". I am not even divulging clues."

quote from "I think I know..."

I had no idea the fairies had so much MUSCLE behind them...

 

[Dream]

yepod...Yep, that's the one! Thanks! And good job recapping the "hit the nerve" questions!

lilboo....Well now that you are aware of the "muscle", why don'tya get down off of that fence and join the patrol?!? It really is the best way!!!

 

[TigrLvsPooh]

Actually, the duct tape patrol doesn't take too kindly to fence sitters! Better hurry up and make your choice.

 

[yepod]

Ya know what happened to Humpty Dumpty whe he fell off the "fence" don'tcha?

All the duct tape in the world couldn't put him back together again LOL

 

[lilboo]

html...
jiminy crickets, it worked!

 

[Dream]

OK now THAT is COOL!!!!

 

[lilboo]

heheheh...

 

[Kama89]

Actually, the duct tape patrol doesn't take too kindly to fence sitters!

This is true. I found out the HARD way recently when I fence sat for a VERY brief moment while contemplating the advantages of becoming a Greyside member. My losses would've been ENORMOUS though.... I was threatened, it wasn't pretty....so I opted for jumping back over the green side of the fence.

lilboo! That is awesome!!!

 

[ZPT1022]

OOOOOoooops, I will never ask again, Dream! Thanks for the "subtle" warning And I guess if I have to pick a side of the fence to be on, it will be the green side At this point, I think the other side looks too scary

 

[Dream]

Ah...another convert to the side of lime green . Nice to have ya on board ZPT!!! You will never regret your choice!!
Feeling outnumbered Zurg??

 

[LucyStorm]

Well, Dream, as co-leaders of the TFPP, I think it's time to have a new swearing in ceremony, don't you?

All who aspire to be members of the spandex wearing (optional), ducttape carrying, Tag Fairy Protection Patrol, please raise your right hand and repeat after me:

I do solemnly swear to protect the Tag Fairies from the evil machinations of the Evil Emperor Zurg and his cronies or any other enemy that many arise at whatever personal cost it may entail. I promise to learn to use flashy thingies, cattle prods, and light sabres to defend our precious tag fairies, but never to use them in any other manner. I will come to the defense of other TFPP members at any time that my aide and comfort is needed.
I will not wear anything gray, and vow that lime green is my new color of choice.

 

[Dream]

Lucy, as always, you are "with the program" and a true inspiration to duct tape patrollers old and new!

So what do ya say new patrollers! Let's see those right hands raised and voices in unison.......

 

[ZPT1022]

With right hand raised, Becky says: I do solemnly swear to protect the Tag Fairies from the evil machinations of the Evil Emperor Zurg and his cronies or any other enemy that many arise at whatever personal cost it may entail. I promise to learn to use flashy thingies, cattle prods, and light sabres to defend our precious tag fairies, but never to use them in any other manner. I will come to the defense of other TFPP members at any time that my aide and comfort is needed.

 

[Zurg]

Originally posted by Kama89

This is true. I found out the HARD way recently when I fence sat for a VERY brief moment while contemplating the advantages of becoming a Greyside member. My losses would've been ENORMOUS though.... I was threatened, it wasn't pretty....so I opted for jumping back over the green side of the fence.

Once agian showing the true SLime green. Threats - violence- cattle prods - flashy things - not pretty

GREY Side, life liberty and the pursuit of happienss. (oh and we have an open bar)

 

[LucyStorm]

And we have smoothies made by Dream, women in lime green spandex, loads of prayers and pixie dust, and some of the friendliest crew around.

You, Zurg, are just jealous!