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Raulandpinboy

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Things to do with your pins volume 1.

So you have pins and not a clue what to do with them, you could frame them but that’s been done.

You could wear them on a vest, but that’s also been done, you could put them on a lanyard but Yawn!!!! Been there done that.

Soooooo Introducing the Raulandpinboy patented way to get people to stare at your butt it’s the pin belt…. Yes you too can show off your pins by wrapping your belt with them.

No more will you be following the pin crowd, and wrapping pins around your neck, with the pin belt no more bending to show your pins. You just stand there and spin.

How to make a pin belt

#1 get a belt.

#2 stick pins on it.

#3 walk around. It’s that simple

Advise for the newbies; don’t use rubber back or even metal backs for that matter… the belt moves, so they will fall off. Use the locking backs and make sure you put pins on that you have duplicates of cause trading is a bear. And some parents might have a cow if they see you undoing your belt to trade with their child.

The pin belt is more suited for us big people, the bigger you are the more pins you can show, if you are a skinny thing you can show a pin or two.

Advantages…

Loss of weight your carrying an extra 5lbs of pins on you as you walk, the more you wear the more you loose.

People will stare at you, get that attention you so richly deserve.

Be unique you may the first person on your street to do this you’ll be the fad freaker.

Disadvantages…

Loose a pin back and sit down and &$#@^ ouch. Make sure they are on tight.

People will have an excuse to stare at your butt.

Don’t wear pointy pins or you will give yourself some unplanned surgery.


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Disclaimer:

I’m not responsible for anything, this is just a suggestion as to what to do with your pins, I have done it for two days now, and no harm has come my way, but there are those of you that will do it once and puncture an artery, and bleed all over your pants. I am not saying go right out buy pins put them on your belt, this is just a suggestion of the things I did with my belt. I nor condone nor indorse this fad in any way shape or form. If the reader visa vie that in this case would be you, does attempt to do this venture you are doing it on your own accord and, with no pressure by the poster on the first half AKA me. So your on your own!
 
People will have an excuse to stare at your butt.



Well, that right there is reason enough for me to try it!
Thanks Raul! :teeth:



:D :D :Pinkbounc :sunny:
 
Okay pinboy, I attached my pins (both of them) to my belt and lost a kidney. You'll be hearing from my lawyers. :mad:
 
I sure am sorry I read this post. What a rip-off! I saw the belt, but...

Where's the butt!!!
 



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